#8 And speaking of interminable ceremonies, thanks, Rantburg, for psyching me up to finally sit through Russian Ark this morning. Been dreading it, but it wasn't half bad. |
Posted by: Grinert Cloth1860 2023-01-02 23:59 |
#7 "Miss Palestine? Durr!" How she laughed, Till her brothers were sure she was daft. "She'd have won -- in a sack! -- And not had to go back If it weren't for our poisonous draught." |
Posted by: Grinert Cloth1860 2023-01-02 23:52 |
#6 A literal decimation (if you count the top row as halves). |
Posted by: Grinert Cloth1860 2023-01-02 23:46 |
#5 Miss Palestine folks. Oh yes — they call her Miss Detroit as a nickname. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2023-01-02 17:53 |
#4 Miss Palestine folks. Her brother fed her strychnine for posing without a hijab. |
Posted by: jpal 2023-01-02 16:10 |
#3 Never let Bill Cosby hold your Slim-Fast. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2023-01-02 13:34 |
#2 Sure that's not a Change of Command ceremony? |
Posted by: DooDahMan 2023-01-02 12:56 |
#1 I often take naps. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2023-01-02 11:38 |