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"Yes, anonymous internet babe! I've always dreamed of meeting someone like you!"
Gracie Lemke, 20, reached out to the unidentified victim on Facebook Messenger and pledged to perform sex acts on him this past weekend, according to the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office.
"I've got Cheese Whiz just waiting, baby!"
The duped mark agreed to meet Lemke in nearby Adamsville and arrived by car, the Villages News reported.
"Don't forget yer wallet and watch!"
"Hmm... I wonder why she said that?"
As he exited his vehicle, Joshua Timmons, 24, suddenly appeared and held the man at bay, while Lemke and another accomplice, Lauren Locher, rummaged through his SUV for valuables, police said.
"My valuables! Grandma's brooch! The silverware! My polo racquet! The Ming vase!"
The victim then managed to wrestle himself away from Timmons and ran down the road, according to police.
"Feets, don't fail me now!"
Timmons is then said to have pulled out a gun
"Look out — he's got a gun!"
and shot him once in the back, with the bullet exiting out of his abdomen.
"Ow! Oh, spit! That really hurts!"
As he writhed on the road, the treacherous trio hopped in his 2008 Chevrolet Blazer and sped off towards a home where Timmons and Lemke were living.
"No one will ever know! Har har har!"
Cops soon arrived at the residence and spotted Timmons trying to burn his clothes in an attempt to destroy evidence from the ambush.
"Hey there, feller! Whatcha doin'?"
"Just burning my clothes, officer. Why do you ask?"
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