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Armed Florida man has boxer, cell phone, mobility malfunction, fails at rape attempt
2023-02-15
[Blaze] An armed man tried to sexually assault a woman, but he was startled and tripped with his genitals hanging out of his shorts, according to Florida police.

The heinous incident unfolded on Friday morning when a couple hiking in a park in Brevard County was confronted by an armed man, later identified as Donovan Tyler Adkins, according to a police Facebook post.

The man said Adkins pointed his gun at them and ordered them out of their tent just after sunrise.

Adkins accused the man and his girlfriend of robbing people that he knew, and then he pretended to speak on his phone while telling the woman to go deeper into the forest, police said. He then allegedly threatened to shoot her unless she performed sexual acts on him.

The woman told police that she responded to Adkins that she'd rather take a bullet than face sexual assault. She then began screaming and her boyfriend appeared after following them, which startled the suspect.

The Ledger-Enquirer reported that Adkins tripped on a bush and fell while his genitals hung out of his shorts.

The couple ran away and were in the process of gathering their belongings when Adkins allegedly followed them and stole the woman's cellphone.

Investigators said another park visitor, who told them they were "familiar with the suspect," came forward to the police with information. Then the female victim was able to "independently" locate and identify the attacker and send photographs of the suspect at an apartment complex.

Police arrested Adkins and booked him into the Brevard County Jail on a $36,000 bond.

The man faces numerous charges, including robbery with a firearm, aggravated assault with deadly weapon, false imprisonment, sexual battery, petit theft, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, and resisting arrest without violence.
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  They don’t call them millennials for nothing

And I agree the boyfriend is a bit pathetic in his defense of his girlfriend
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom    2023-02-15 16:14  

#5  What Super Hose said.
Posted by: Dron66046   2023-02-15 09:34  

#4  A guy in his underwear who just tripped and fell seems like a good target for an ass kicking contest.
Posted by: EMS Artifact   2023-02-15 08:48  

#3  If I escape from kidnapping and attempted sexual assault at gun point, packing up my camping gear would be a low priority. Also if my attacker trips and falls down with his trousers around his ankles, I would make a credible effort to put him in the concussion protocol. I guess people are different and the gene pool has some room for people with no survival sense at this point in our civilization. That said this couple should probably cease camping in Florida unless they are making a blanket tent in their living room.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-02-15 08:09  

#2  Camping without a firearm?
Never heard of it.

Some Deeper details of the incident having me betting the woman right now is thinking her boyfriends' testosterone levels are lower than hers.
Posted by: NN2N1   2023-02-15 06:20  

#1  imprisonment, sexual battery, petit theft, possession of a firearm

Is this for like stealing that fancy confectionery at snooty parties?
Posted by: Dron66046   2023-02-15 04:09  

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