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Trail Cam catches Penn State Univ Prof in canine love interlude
2023-06-16
[Gateway] Themis Matsoukas, a 64-year-old professor of chemical engineering at Penn State University, has found himself in the eye of a storm following a series of disturbing allegations.

Matsoukas, a ’highly respected’ engineering professor, displayed signs of panic when Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources (DCNR) officials arrived at his home to execute a search warrant earlier this month.

During the encounter, the professor made a desperate statement to the rangers. "I’m done, I’m dead, you don’t understand, I do it to blow off steam," Matsoukas was quoted as saying in an affidavit referenced by WTAJ news outlet.
also: "My dog's name is Steam"
His distress escalated to the point where he implored the authorities to shoot him. "What do I have to do to get you to shoot me? I need to die," Matsoukas pleaded.

This move came after allegations surfaced that he was caught on a trail camera engaging in sexual acts with his dog in a parking lot near Rothrock State Forest in Huntingdon County, Pennsylvania.
Posted by:Besoeker

#20  Hounded by Love - the Themis Matsoukas story
Posted by: SteveS   2023-06-16 21:33  

#19  Penn State sure seems to be quite the kinky, sicko place over the last 10-20 years.
Posted by: DooDahMan   2023-06-16 21:22  

#18  "Good doggy... Oh yeah, really good doggy!"
Posted by: Raj   2023-06-16 19:48  

#17  An old Turkish shepherd at work
Grunts, "A Greek is a freak who would lurk
In the dark and descend
On his very best friend!
No, to stray from one's sheep's surely shirk!
Plus, dogs are disgusting unclean creatures hated by Allah." [pulls up traditional Turkish trowsers]
Posted by: Uneating Phaviper2622   2023-06-16 19:22  

#16  #14 - nice
Posted by: Frank G   2023-06-16 19:19  

#15  "A Dog Day Afternoon?"
Posted by: JohnQC   2023-06-16 17:31  

#14  I saw Canine Love Interlude open for Whitesnake back in the day. They weren’t very good.
Posted by: Ululating Platypus    2023-06-16 16:30  

#13  LBGTREESDOGS+
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-06-16 13:49  

#12  I wonder what Michelle’s prospective campaign manager thinks of the Bud Lite controversy.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-06-16 13:02  

#11  The guy is a bit early. The game plan was normalize trans grooming and pedophilia than the beastiality and necrophiliacs vie for their chance.

The trans grooming part is failing so I guess he thought he'd push forward anyway.
Posted by: Ruprecht   2023-06-16 12:42  

#10  Man's best friend...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-06-16 12:08  

#9  as the left says, "love is love"
Posted by: lord garth   2023-06-16 11:49  

#8  The dog declined to comment.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-06-16 11:12  

#7  Penn State is going to the dogs.
Posted by: JohnQC   2023-06-16 11:07  

#6  I was at the Penn Biden Center! This is fine!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-06-16 10:53  

#5  This will be the next type of relationship that becomes mandatory for us to approve. If there is a second Biden term, we will surely have some type of White House lawn celebration of the newly revealed plus crowd: Billy and his badger Bob, Phylis and her well-hung poodle Champ. Officiating and condemning our condemnation will be Brandon and Major. Then the brimstone rain will begin.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-06-16 10:08  

#4  The entities that rule over us are truly evil.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2023-06-16 09:59  

#3  He was studying animal husbandry... Until they caught him at it.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-06-16 09:45  

#2  Well, better canine love than with a little boy or girl, I suppose.
Posted by: DooDahMan   2023-06-16 09:19  

#1  
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-06-16 07:25  

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