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'Succession' star Crystal Finn attacked by otters
2023-08-18
[NYPOST] "Succession" star Crystal Finn claims she was attacked by otters while swimming in northern Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party,’s Feather River in July — and the bites were so serious she went to the hospital for treatment.

"I felt something on my back side and on my leg," Finn recalled to the the Socialist paradise of San Francisco
...where God struck dead Anton LaVey, home of the Sydney Ducks, ruled by Vigilance Committee from 1859 through 1867, reliably and volubly Democrat since 1964...
Chronicle on Wednesday. "I started looking around and yelling out and (the otters) popped up right in front of me. Then they dove down and started going at me again."

Although Finn isn’t sure why she was assaulted, she thinks it may have been a mother protecting her offspring, as she spotted three of them just moments after being bitten.

While she tried to escape to the shore, the otters "dove back down" and began to bite her again. She fought them off with her feet and took shelter on a rock.
Posted by:Fred

#9  #5 who this is

Apparently she guested on an episode or two. Had to look the show up, too (I still don't know who shot JR). Seems to be Empire, if Smolletts were Murdochs. Or Yellowstone if Duttons was dooty-dealers.
Posted by: Thravimble Clutch8220   2023-08-18 22:12  

#8  It was a great movie.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-08-18 21:04  

#7  Thanks Frank.
I didn't want to introduce other marine mammals.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-08-18 20:58  

#6  Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. - Otter
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-08-18 17:57  

#5  I dont know who this is but im inclined to agree with the otters.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2023-08-18 16:20  

#4  
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-08-18 16:20  

#3  "Silly. It was an otter, not a beaver! I shave"
Posted by: Frank G   2023-08-18 12:11  

#2  
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-08-18 10:23  

#1  Then there's that sea otter hijacking surf boards... hmmm....
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-08-18 09:02  

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