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Africa Subsaharan
Boko Haram: Women in clergy vow to strip, point breasts to God in protest
2014-04-20
[DAILYPOST.NG] Nigerian women in clergy today trooped out in number in protest of the recent happenings in the country. The group which comprises female Pastors, Prophetesses, Rev. Sisters, Pastor's wives and evangelists say they were ready to use every means, including their 'breast' to pray to God for intervention. The women of God said they were ready to use the power of women as manifested in the bible to rise against all kinds of violence in the country.

The group who were all clad in black attires said they were ready to strip naked before God and pray to God, using the very 'breast' the Boko Haram
... not to be confused with Procol Harum, Harum Scarum, possibly to be confused with Helter Skelter. The Nigerian version of al-Qaeda and the Taliban rolled together and flavored with a smigeon of distinctly Subsaharan ignorance and brutality...
Death Eaters sucked at some point to reach out to God in Protest. Speaking during the protest march that metamorphosed into a courtesy call at the Nigerian Christian Pilgrims Commission in Abuja, where the Association took their protest to the Executive Director, one of the women of God, Pastor Mama Praise said, '' we stand with the authority of the most high and declare today that all forms of violence in our land be put to an abrupt end. These Boko Haram members were all born by women, and at some point, we fed them with our breast, the same breast will be a curse unto them if we expose it while crying to God and pointing it to the high heavens.''

Also speaking , the President, Nigerian women in clergy, Prophetess Nonnie Roberson said Nigerian women were angry over the ongoing event in the country, particularly the inversion of the country by Boko Haram terrorists. While introducing the group to the Director, she said ''we are ordained women ministers of God who have taken up our responsibilities as wailing women as posited in Jeremiah chapter 9. Our mission is taking a spiritual stand against injustice in the Land. We engage and operate in spiritual warfare and advocacy having been mandated to raise our voices for the voiceless woman; we are advancing against the wickedness in the land like Deborah, rebuilding the walls like Nehemiah and displacing the ungodly like Esther. We are also committed to intercession, projecting peace, supporting good governance and promoting righteousness in the leadership of our dear Nation. ''
Posted by:Fred

#3  The holiest eyes commence rolling
When prophetesses topless go strolling.
They all shake and shout
When the sisters fall out
ANd those heavenly bells begin tolling!
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-04-20 17:03  

#2  Seems to me, Those who are willing to Bare their breasts, usually don't have any.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2014-04-20 09:20  

#1  LOL. Another example of "point-your-breasts-in-protest syndrome." Give it a shot.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-04-20 09:00