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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Report: Obama Has Missed over Half His Second-Term Daily Intel Briefings
2014-09-30
Posted by:DarthVader

#17   Does she live at the White House too?
asked
Injun Ulomoque8628

Yup, right under his bed, See she catches and handles the "3AM Phone calls" as well as "other duties"....
Posted by: Clem McGurque2888   2014-09-30 22:57  

#16  Does she live at the White House too?
Posted by: Injun Ulomoque8628   2014-09-30 21:55  

#15  Intelligence, Intelligence, who needs Intelligence, I've got plenty of Intelligence after all I'm Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, Barry Soetoro, Barack Soetoro, Barry Soetoro Obama, Barack Obama. I've got to keep all these alias' straight and keep my deep Manchurian Candidate cover.

Middle East, yeah that's Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland and Virginia...see, I've got it all covered... Intelligence... yeah, I've got it.


Posted by: Clem McGurque2888   2014-09-30 21:20  

#14  Hell, like he'd understand them anyways. Corpse-Men, he reads MOH ceremonies like I would stutter through the step by steps of a heart transplant.

Probably thought driving technicals was some sort of basketball foul until his oh duh breaker flipped.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-09-30 16:47  

#13  JV (Junior Varsity). I have always referred to Zero as the Junior Senator from Illinois and will never be any thing better than JV. But that would insult Cruz. So I will now refer to Zero as Junior Varsity Community Organizer at best. But then again, beware of the under side of the bus.
Posted by: Ebbomosh Hupemp2664   2014-09-30 15:45  

#12  She's never more than a few feet away.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-09-30 15:24  

#11  It's going to be hard to scrub that image from one's mind.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-09-30 15:18  

#10  VJ and 5 stars too. It's going to hard to scrub that image.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-09-30 15:18  

#9  Head of the Joint Staff of Chiefs

Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2014-09-30 13:15  

#8  
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2014-09-30 13:07  

#7  Champ doesn't have to read the PDB's, that's what he's got [mystery man] John Brennan for. If anything needs to be brought to Champ's attention, Brennan will ring up Valjar and see to it.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-09-30 12:17  

#6  It would be fascinating to actually know how many PDB's Champ actually read versus how many ValJar read. They might shed some light on how the intel community has seen the departure of those (DIA,CIA) whose reporting didn't fit with what she wanted to see.
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2014-09-30 12:14  

#5  ValJar makes all the important decisions anyway.

The one time Bumbles made an important decision was when Osama Bin-Laden was put down (ValJar had blocked several opportunities before then) - since then she's kept him on a very tight leash.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-09-30 11:55  

#4  Don't worry, Barry. Put her on auto pilot and play another round. We never really wanted you in the White House anyway.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2014-09-30 11:47  

#3  Yeah, but it wasn't his fault. He had a lot of foursomes that demanded his attention on the links.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-09-30 11:02  

#2  As Gilbert and Sullivan put it in Thespis:

In short, you will see from the facts that I'm showing,
The state of the case is exceedingly sad;
If Thespis's people go on as they're going,
Olympus will certainly go to the bad!
From Jupiter downwards there isn't a dab in it,
All of 'em quibble and shuffle and shirk;
A premier in Downing Street, forming a cabinet,
Couldn't find people less fit for their work!
Posted by: Korora   2014-09-30 10:03  

#1  Kinda explains a lot when he (and most likely his flunkies) only do their job 41% of the time.
Posted by: DarthVader   2014-09-30 09:35