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Naked outdoor protest over SeaWorld float in NY's Thanksgiving parade
2014-11-20
[REUTERS] Animal rights advocates outraged that a SeaWorld float is included in next week's lineup for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade unveiled plans on Wednesday for a naked protest outside the landmark store.
Good idea. Get nekkid in downtown Noo Yawk on the fourth Thursday in November. Hope the temperature's climbed back up out of the 30s by then.
Demonstrators wearing nothing but black and white body paint to resemble orcas will squeeze into a bathtub outside the midtown Manhattan store on Thursday to mimic orcas held in captivity and to repeat last year's demand - which was denied - that the float be excluded, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said.

"It is unacceptable to confine orcas to barren tanks that, to them, are the size of a bathtub," said Delcianna Winders, PETA's deputy general counsel.

The naked protest in temperatures predicted to hover just above freezing rides a wave of controversy surrounding SeaWorld after the 2013 documentary film "Blackfish" alleged the park mishandled the huge sea mammals. The marine theme park uses orcas in its aquatic shows.
Posted by:Fred

#4  The naked protest in temperatures predicted to hover just above freezing

Put up a 'police line ' tape around the spectacle, and forget to take it down for a few hours?
Posted by: Pappy   2014-11-20 20:00  

#3  "decidedly sub-optimal?"
Most of 'em need that rip-stop Kevlar-enhanced burlappage to help keep all the fugly in.

Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-11-20 14:23  

#2  As a guy, I'm all for boobage and nekkid (although the quality at most protests is decidedly sub-optimal), but when did being naked add moral authority and righteousness to a cause?
Posted by: SteveS   2014-11-20 14:16  

#1  They can tie in their event with the WestboroFeminists for cat-calling and ogling denunciations. A two-for.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-11-20 08:45