Macroaggression
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| -Land of the Free |
| The Extraordinary Life of Barack Obama’s Imaginary Son |
| 2014-12-20 |
| In which is discussed life in the time of eens-weentsy microaggressions carried out by eensty-weentsy micropeople against people who're ever so much nobler and sensitive than louts like us. In an upcoming People magazine interview, Barack and Michelle Obama sit down and discuss life as the First Oppressed Couple of the United States. Hoping to shed light and relate to recent events in Ferguson, Missouri, and New York City, Barack reached into the upstairs White House bedroom of his mind and called upon his famous imaginary son to make an appearance: The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced,” President Obama said. “It’s one thing for me to be mistaken for a waiter at a gala. It’s another thing for my son to be mistaken for a robber and to be handcuffed, or worse, if he happens to be walking down the street and is dressed the way teenagers dress.Once again, Barack Obama’s imaginary son has found himself unfairly in trouble with the law. If you recall, his imaginary son was also shot by an imaginary neighborhood watch guard in the same style as Trayvon Martin. But Obama’s imaginary son is plucky and resilient and has lived a hard life in the hood so he keeps bouncing back. In his life, Obama’s imaginary son has been shot at, concussed out of football, and racially profiled. Yet he keeps picking himself up and carrying on. Obama’s imaginary son should be an example to us all. No matter what kind of imaginary circumstances we find ourselves in, we can continue on with our imaginary lives. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #15 his imaginary son shoot the two NYPD officers - execution style? Ismail Brinsley could've been Obama's son - a cowardly racist executioner |
| Posted by: Frank G 2014-12-20 19:50 |
| #14 Imaginary girlfriend, imaginary son, and imaginary presidency. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2014-12-20 18:54 |
| #13 Barry's son was born in the year i. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-12-20 17:41 |
| #12 What's so strange about an imaginary man having an imaginary son? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2014-12-20 15:57 |
| #11 Obama's son and Sharpton's tax receipts FIFY airandee, ole Al has received lots of taxes. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2014-12-20 15:50 |
| #10 Obama's son and Sharpton's tax receipts are both imaginary. |
| Posted by: airandee 2014-12-20 15:28 |
| #9 Politico apparently debunked the Target story when it first came out. link |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2014-12-20 15:07 |
| #8 Macroaggression |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2014-12-20 14:18 |
| #7 Obama mistaken as a waiter? Michelle mistaken as a Target clerk? We should be so lucky that Obama were a waiter rather than president. He has cause a lot of racial strife in this country. There are two versions of Michelle's story. One story was given on Letterman, the other more recently. The first story had it that she was taller than the person asking for help. She said she was pleased to help. Now it's a racist thing? These two people need to get over themselves. Far too much self-absorbed naval inspection. IMO these two are in lock step with the Reverend Al. All three are race hustling. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2014-12-20 09:39 |
| #6 Sounds like his imaginary son should take up safer activities such as checkers or needlepoint, to prevent from being fired on. |
| Posted by: badanov 2014-12-20 08:10 |
| #5 He's a blathering, opvokked, kak disturber without a cause. The countdown to the dustbin of history has begun. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-12-20 07:58 |
| #4 Barry must have been mightily impressed with Jimmy Stewart's movie, Harvey to have brought him to life in his speeches. |
| Posted by: Kofi Black1964 2014-12-20 07:25 |
| #3 Joe - Much better if they simply MOVE to Malawi. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-12-20 01:27 |
| #2 The Bammer = Madonna = BradGelina, etal. = can't adopt a male child from Malawi andor elsewhere. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2014-12-20 00:46 |
| #1 Luckily, Al Sharpton is making himself available to assist the 'imaginary son' with his healing process. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-12-20 00:25 |