[BBC] A German of Somali origin is suspected to have been the suicide bomber who struck in Somalia's capital, Mogadishu, on Sunday, a Somali intelligence officer has told the BBC. The male bomber was believed to have come from Bonn city, said the officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity as investigations were continuing. The attack on the five-star Jazeera Palace Hotel killed 15 people.
| "Hey Moishe -- get the extra-hot burning coals and the spikiest iron stool from inventory. Aloysius -- a poker and my special intestine tongs.... and a barrel of mustache wax. We got us one o' them "German" Somalis to play with, down in our little nether pit!" |
"But boss! The German government will be mad as hell with us for using extra-hot burning coals and our spikiest iron stool!"
"Don't worry, no one's going to be looking into what happens with little 'Hans' here..." |
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