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Let Them Eat Fried Rocks
2015-10-08
[NEWS.INVESTORS] In the absence of food, a Venezuelan governor exhorts locals to eat "fried rocks" to defend La Revolucion. It's just socialism's latest lunacy. The greater absurdity is why the likes of Bernie Sanders
...The only openly Socialist member of the U.S. Senate. Sanders was Representative-for-Life from Vermont until moving to the Senate for the rest of his life in 2006, assuming the seat vacated by Jim Jeffords...
still believe in it.

Make no mistake, these idiotic statements are coming out because the country's socialist rulers want that shining utopian faith in socialism to remain, no matter what the reality tells them.

"Let them take away whatever they want. We are capable of eating a stick, or instead of frying two eggs, fry two rocks, and we will eat fried rocks," said Bolivar state Gov. Francisco Rangel, "but no one can beat us."

The PanAm Post dryly noted that his sentiment echoed the faith of the late President Hugo Chavez, who said: "It doesn't matter if we have no clothes to wear, or no food to eat. This is about saving the revolution."

That's why a population can be asked to eat rocks for the revolution, or the current President Maduro can announce, as he did in 2013, that the country's toilet paper shortage is because "Venezuelans are eating more."

The lunacy is all the work of socialism and the absurd measures taken to save it even as it clanks hard against real-world economic forces likes double-entry bookkeeping and running out of other people's money.

Its state controls are why stores are short of basic goods and workers lose 40% of their work day standing in line, but why inflation runs at 150% and stores are besieged by looting with people dying in each food frenzy.

Police dogs now need ration cards for dog food, and prisoners have taken to eating stray cats for dinner.

Babies in hospitals are being killed by germs from opossum -- yes, possums -- infestations, and basic medicines -- and doctors -- are absent.

Have cancer or hemophilia? Good luck.

With the streets awash with crime, the government arrests tweeters who post photos of empty stores to embarrass the government, dubbing it "economic warfare."

Yet amid all these towering lunacies tied to that wretched idea of defending socialism at any cost, the mad belief in socialism lingers in the West.

Socialist Democratic Party candidate Bernie Sanders still defends this insanity against all the evidence of where it leads, while absurdly claiming to have no identification with Venezuela's sorry story.

He's lying, of course. He praised the Chavista revolution and made a deal for cheap Venezuelan heating oil with Joe Kennedy's Citizen's Energy, on Hugo's dime.

What is it about socialism that socialists don't get?
Posted by:Fred

#6  i like my rocks on the rocks

or, like gargomel, fry them, pickle them, turn a few to gold
Posted by: anon1   2015-10-08 22:46  

#5  ROck soup, anyone?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2015-10-08 16:31  

#4  Roast Opossum
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2015-10-08 13:06  

#3  Granny Clampett could cook up a fine possum stew...
Posted by: Glenmore   2015-10-08 08:49  

#2  From a systems ecology point of view, I wonder how you can accumulate enough possums for an infestation without someone eating them.
Posted by: SteveS   2015-10-08 00:55  

#1  if only they could teach the possums to eat fried rocks instead of infecting babies.
Posted by: Grins Snese4215   2015-10-08 00:45