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What happens when you put a laser gun on an Apache helicopter?
2017-06-28
Posted by:Frozen Al

#15  ...I'll go for the Death Star firing sound.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-06-28 19:43  

#14  Quiet Ed, we are already in pre-production of SharkApacheFireNado.

Anyone interested in a research grant to determine whether the laser should use Star Trek or Star Wars universe noises?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-06-28 19:21  

#13  Guys, I knew it was a dumb question when I asked it.
That's why I asked it. I'm a jerk that way.
Posted by: ed in texas   2017-06-28 19:00  

#12  "pew pew pew"

so, at least 0.5 seconds
Posted by: Frank G   2017-06-28 18:59  

#11  Anybody know what the cycle rate (between shots) is?
Posted by: Elmiting Angemble5896   2017-06-28 15:55  

#10  If B-movie titles are to be trusted Shark should always come first. So Sharkapache or something would probably be the name when it is fighting Sharktopus near the Sharknado.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2017-06-28 15:11  

#9  and a lobster roll to die for
Posted by: Frank G   2017-06-28 14:19  

#8  Did Apache Indians even know what a fish was?

The Oklahoma Cherokee had a traditional crab dip, or so I've been told.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-06-28 12:17  

#7  How about a shoulder-fired version?
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-06-28 11:46  

#6  ...oops, that was me.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-06-28 11:18  

#5  Mescalero Apache Reservation - scroll down for fishing prices. Trout.
Posted by: Theager Oppressor of the Veal Cutlets7411   2017-06-28 11:17  

#4  I was gonna say, you stop calling it an Apache and start calling it a Shark.
Or an ApacheShark. (Did Apache Indians even know what a fish was?)
Posted by: ed in texas   2017-06-28 08:42  

#3  ..sharks, we want'm for sharks. Oh, wait, never mind. Want'm for Killer Whales.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-06-28 07:57  

#2  A mile away against a stationary target. Definitely a work in progress.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2017-06-28 01:39  

#1  next step (admittedly a big challenge) is high energy laser gun on drone
Posted by: lord garth   2017-06-28 00:32