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Community gathered to watch 950-ton bridge move across Southwest 8th Street
2018-03-17
One of the funniest articles I've ever had the pleasure of reading, because of the denouement.
[News.FIU.edu] Twelve-year-old Michelle Flores shared a special moment with her family at FIU this past Saturday: She and her sister Gabriela joined their parents, FIU alumni Leonor and Henry Flores MIS ’01, to watch a 950-ton section of a pedestrian bridge swing into its permanent position across Southwest 8th Street.

Leonor Flores ’98 is a project executive and one of 63 FIU alumni who work for MCM, the construction firm building the FIU-Sweetwater UniversityCity Bridge, which will further connect FIU and its northerly neighbor, the City of Sweetwater. She was excited to share her work with her family, especially Michelle, who is interested in STEM (science, technology, engineering and math) in school.

Michelle said she might want to follow in her parents’ footsteps and go to FIU when the time comes, and that it was fascinating to see her mom’s work in action. "I’m interested in the architecture and the design of the bridge, and the math portion of it," she said.

UPDATE, March 16, 2018, 11 a.m.: To clarify, Leonor Flores did not work on the FIU-Sweetwater UniversityCity Bridge project in any capacity.
Basically quota queen preening, following by a disowning of any culpability.

Posted by:Zhang Fei

#7  Miami Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
Miami Bridge is falling down
Designed by Ladies.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2018-03-17 19:55  

#6  The Flyash Liberation Army spokeshole offered no comment: "No comment"
Posted by: Frank G   2018-03-17 08:50  

#5  "We’re able to put in an artistic touch and we’re able to build, too.”

"Fascistic, the chauvinist cis-dick!
Stiff, socially awkward, simplistic,
Obsessed with his rocks
And his long, boring talks:
Narcissistic, but hardly artistic!"

Apologies, ladies. IOU one bookend.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2018-03-17 06:36  

#4  Sugar in the cement mix?
Posted by: Seeking cure for ignorance   2018-03-17 05:57  

#3  Like the cement was domestic, Besoeker.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2018-03-17 05:31  

#2  Imported steel ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2018-03-17 01:55  

#1  Possible bad or incorrect steel used for tensioning?
Posted by: gorb   2018-03-17 00:22