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US drone strikes kills 25 suspected militants in Pakistan, Afghanistan
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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Judge rejects inmate's lawsuit with poetry
Cold showers caused his bowels to malfunction
Or so the plaintiff claims
A strict uncaring prison guard
Is whom the plaintiff blames.

While in line for recreation
And little time for hesitation
His anal sphincter just exploded
The plaintiff's britches quickly loaded.

It made the inmates laugh and play
To see the plaintiff's pants this way
The foul, unsightly, putrid mess
Caused the plaintiff major stress.

Claiming loss and shame to boot
The plaintiff filed the present suit
But the law provideth no relief
From such unmitigated grief.

Neither runs nor constipation
Can justify this litigation
Whether bowels constrict or flex
De minimus non curat lex.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 || 01/10/2016 00:00 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Uh oh. I advise not standing between this article and Zenobia when he decides to make an appearance . . . .
Posted by: gorb || 01/10/2016 2:27 Comments || Top||

#2  gorb, are you sure that there is a difference?

I wouldn't be surprised to find that ZF is a judge that entertains us.
Posted by: AlanC || 01/10/2016 9:25 Comments || Top||

#3  Swear to dawg, I thought Judge father-in-law was dead, he would also sketch the principals while listening.
Posted by: Shipman || 01/10/2016 9:50 Comments || Top||

#4  He deserves the Poolitzer for this.
Posted by: BrerRabbit || 01/10/2016 13:50 Comments || Top||

#5  Go to your room.
Posted by: Pappy || 01/10/2016 18:48 Comments || Top||

#6  Doesn't help if his room contains a computer. I found that washing walls was an effective deterent.... :-)
Posted by: Sven the pelter || 01/10/2016 20:19 Comments || Top||


Africa Horn
Dozens of migrants die off Somaliland
Dozens of Ethiopian and Somali migrants have died in the waters off the breakaway Somalia region of Somaliland after their vessel failed mechanically.

Ahmed Abdi Falay, the chairman or governor of Sanag region, said the boat, which started its journey from the port of Bossaso two weeks ago and was heading to an unidentified port in the Arabian Peninsula, was discovered by the Somaliland Coast Guard.
Likely headed to the garden spot of Yemen...
‘They climbed into the boat and were shocked to find the dead bodies of 10 people and 72 others who were in different stages of suffering, some of them in serious condition,’ he said from the port city of Maydh on Friday.

‘The Coast Guard brought the 72 survivors and the bodies of the dead people ashore. The wounded are being treated and the dead are being buried.’

Another 96 bodies, from the same vessel, were discovered ashore by locals on Friday having been washed in with the tide, Falay added. Some three members of the crew of the stricken vessel were arrested as they tried to flee into nearby mountains and they will be vigorously questioned by authorities, the official said.
Posted by: Steve White || 01/10/2016 00:00 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:


Caribbean-Latin America
Somali migrants in ambulance arrested on Costa Rica-Nicaragua border
Costa Rican police on Friday arrested five Somali migrants hidden in the back of a private ambulance stopped on the border with Nicaragua, authorities said.
Boy howdy that's a long ways from Yemen...
The vehicle was being driven by two Costa Ricans who were not paramedics and who had no license to drive an ambulance, the public security ministry said in a statement. They, too, were arrested.

Police stopped and searched the ambulance just after dawn in the town of Peñas Blancas de la Cruz, on the border. The Africans were found to have entered Costa Rica illegally.
How does a Somali enter Costa Rica legally?
Central America is a major waypoint for undocumented migrants trying to enter the United States. Not only migrants from Latin America pass through the isthmus but also ones from Africa, Asia and the Middle East.
Posted by: Steve White || 01/10/2016 00:00 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  "See the green drool? He's sick"
Posted by: Frank G || 01/10/2016 11:30 Comments || Top||

#2  Yeah, Frank, he pigged out on pistachios. That'll make anybody sick!

Haul 'em to the coast, shoot 'em in the chest, and dump 'em in the water. Sharks gotta eat. . .
Posted by: Old Patriot || 01/10/2016 15:37 Comments || Top||


Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Why Israel’s Arab citizens are the biggest proponents of gun control
[IsraelTimes] In places like Umm al-Fahm, Taibe and Tira, residents say the shooting never stops and police ignored pleas to collect illegal weapons. Then came the Dizengoff Street shooting
Posted by: trailing wife || 01/10/2016 00:00 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Terrorism and violent crime can be dangerous business when the citizenry are armed.
Posted by: Iblis || 01/10/2016 12:58 Comments || Top||



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  US drone strikes kills 25 suspected militants in Pakistan, Afghanistan
Sat 2016-01-09
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Fri 2016-01-08
  ISIS Man Executes His Mom
Thu 2016-01-07
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  1 US soldier killed, 2 wounded in Taliban attack in Helmand
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Fri 2016-01-01
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