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2009-01-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by john frum 2009-01-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 What really kills facial hair are two things: women and children.

When women have husbands they actually like, instead of just being their husband's property, they want to get close, and beards are in the way. And small children seem to have a natural fear of facial hair, and are friendlier to clean shaven fathers.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-01-01 08:56|| 2009-01-01 08:56|| Front Page Top

#2 I dunno, 'moose.

I personally hate stubble, but can testify that a well-kempt beard can tickle in all the right places. :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-01-01 11:25|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2009-01-01 11:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Might be a good thing. Seeing as how there are some Islamonutcases out there who think shaving offends Allan. If that is the case, then I approve shaving.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2009-01-01 13:06|| 2009-01-01 13:06|| Front Page Top

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