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2009-01-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

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Posted by Fred 2009-01-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Gave him a "voice-change" operation, eh? Egg-cellent!

Posted by PBMcL 2009-01-01 00:27|| 2009-01-01 00:27|| Front Page Top

#2 When it doubt, go for the gold. :-D

Howz that "naked intruder" thing workin' out for ya? Dick.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-01-01 00:44|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2009-01-01 00:44|| Front Page Top

#3 The man tore free and fled.

ouch. Almost sounds like she got a souvenir.

Posted by Shalet and Tenille1168 2009-01-01 01:59|| 2009-01-01 01:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Ballsy move from Gran.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2009-01-01 03:34|| 2009-01-01 03:34|| Front Page Top

#5 First heard this on the radio and thought that i had mis-heard the perp's name... shows my ears are still 5 by 5 (unless Spousal Unit wants something done)
Happy New Year, Y'all!

Posted by USN,Ret. 2009-01-01 04:05|| 2009-01-01 04:05|| Front Page Top

#6 That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed

A 88 year old reach-around ewwww

Posted by regular joe 2009-01-01 10:12|| 2009-01-01 10:12|| Front Page Top

#7 The question now is whether he is still Big Dick or if he has been demoted to Little Dick. Anyway, three cheers for Granny. Hip, hip, hooray. Hip, hip, hooray. Hip, hip, hooray. And a happy new year to you, maam, whoever you are.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-01-01 10:43|| 2009-01-01 10:43|| Front Page Top

#8 Frequent opening and closing of prescription bottles enhances grip strength.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2009-01-01 15:25|| 2009-01-01 15:25|| Front Page Top

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