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2005-02-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by mojo 2005-02-01 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I LOVE IT! Too bad reality is so far removed.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2005-02-01 12:44:21 AM|| 2005-02-01 12:44:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Sophmoric at best, inane at least. Even those idiots on SNL do it better than this. I'll wait for the Jib-Jab version.

Posted by Jack is Back! 2005-02-01 10:47:24 AM|| 2005-02-01 10:47:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Jack, didn't your mother tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, then STFU! Lots of people here like www.imao.us, and your opinion that FrankJ isn't funny doesn't matter to them.

Posted by Mark E. 2005-02-01 11:59:02 AM|| 2005-02-01 11:59:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The whole thing is just hilarious. Here's my favorite:

"Aieee!" Chirac screeched, "You kicked me so hard, my testicles have swollen to the size of grapes!"

"Don't bore me with your hyperbole," Condi stated. "So, am I going to have problems with you?"

Posted by Matt 2005-02-01 12:57:54 PM|| 2005-02-01 12:57:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 "So, now I think you can understand how the Iraqi elections are a new turning point for the Middle East," Condi said. She then turned to the Germans behind her. "Do you think he can hear me through the drywall?"

"Maybe you could remove his head from it?" suggested one German.

lol!

Posted by 2b 2005-02-01 1:17:17 PM|| 2005-02-01 1:17:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 whoa dis frankj character?

Posted by halfempty 2005-02-01 5:42:12 PM|| 2005-02-01 5:42:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 ima wunderin same thing half

Posted by muck4doo 2005-02-01 8:47:58 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-02-01 8:47:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Half / Mucky - presuming you followed the link to his site and took a look around...

FrankJ is undoubtedly best known for his "puppy blender" comment about Glenn Reynolds. He'd prolly be almost unknown were it not for that imaginary feud, lol! It's how I ran across him.

Then he actually wrote something original, "Nuke the Moon", which wasn't bad. Check that out on his site to see him at his best.

Posted by .com 2005-02-01 8:52:21 PM|| 2005-02-01 8:52:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 just don't mention monkeys...

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-01 9:08:09 PM|| 2005-02-01 9:08:09 PM|| Front Page Top

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