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#1 This was a Kiddie School - there are no sharp scissors kept widin easy or un-locked/un-secured + un-watched reach of the youngsters. The best one can find is either a kiddie pencil or a kid whose famous for deadly eagle-eye spitballs.
School Admin, Supply, + certain Offices will have these, but MOST OR ALL OF THE KIDS, ETAL. WILL BE DEAD OR DYING BY THE TIME AN ADULT(S) FINDS THIS STUFF
Posted by JosephMendiola 2013-02-01 00:17||
#2 I always wanted one of those Cloaks of Invisiblity myself. Where is Harry Potter when you need him??
Posted by Raider 2013-02-01 00:41||
#3 Forget the rock, paper, scissors. Go with the Makarov.
Training video. Skip the sight picture training, I doubt any of you need it. Klik on "Crapr" and go for it. Sorry about the absence of proper translation.
Posted by Besoeker 2013-02-01 06:40||
#4 Scissors? Don't show up to a gun fight with scissors.
Posted by JohnQC 2013-02-01 10:46||
#5 Whatever happened to "appealing to the shooter's humanity"?
Posted by Pappy 2013-02-01 12:02||
#6 A person should only have firearms from hugging too much.
Posted by swksvolFF 2013-02-01 12:26||
#7 Hiding under the desk just means you are all waiting for the killer to find you one by one. Better to have a group charge the bastard enmasse if there was no way to sneak out.
Posted by rjschwarz 2013-02-01 14:49||
#8 Here is what I taught my son and his chums when they were in elementary and junior high.
1. Lock or bar the classroom door and get out of view.
2. Load up with anything in your hands: little stones, coins, sand, pencils, anything that can be thrown.
3. Lay down a barrage toward the head and eyes of the perp. Doing that will remove 80% of the sensory inputs of the perp.
4. If the perp is neutralized by the barrage, then rush him and gouge his eyes out.
My son and his chums realized that they were the sheepdogs protecting their flock and they would not cower and die like cowards. Best chance for all to live.
Scissors......tell me another joke.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2013-02-01 16:29||