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2018-02-08 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Heaviest snow in 30 years in Paris, FR
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Posted by lord garth 2018-02-08 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [227 views ]  Top

#1 With all that white I thought they'd surrendered.
Posted by Classer 2018-02-08 01:21||   2018-02-08 01:21|| Front Page Top

#2 If this doesn't get Snark 'O The Week, then nothing will.
Posted by Raj 2018-02-08 01:23||   2018-02-08 01:23|| Front Page Top

#3 London's been unaffected.

The alps have buckets of snow though.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-02-08 07:17||   2018-02-08 07:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Perhaps it's a good thing we don't get much snow here:

8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I'm taken away in a police car to the police station while my neighbors are cheering.
9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
Posted by Besoeker 2018-02-08 09:03||   2018-02-08 09:03|| Front Page Top

#5 So the floods went down, and then it snowed...
Sounds like time for a Car-b-que!
Posted by ed in texas 2018-02-08 10:19||   2018-02-08 10:19|| Front Page Top

#6 A 'Dusting' for some climes.
Posted by Mullah Richard 2018-02-08 11:01||   2018-02-08 11:01|| Front Page Top

#7 My advice is to grow up in Northan Minnesota because everywhere else then seems like a heat wave.
Posted by C. Dark Lord of the Hatfields8922 2018-02-08 16:57||   2018-02-08 16:57|| Front Page Top

#8 'Citroens roasting on an open fire,'
Posted by swksvolFF 2018-02-08 17:20||   2018-02-08 17:20|| Front Page Top

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