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2005-02-13 China-Japan-Koreas

Kim Jong Il Praised as Master of Cinematic Art

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Posted by Frank G 2005-02-13 7:27:38 PM|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Team America: Fuck, yeah! :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-02-13 7:32:45 PM|| 2005-02-13 7:32:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes, but can he leap tall buildings in a single bound?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-02-13 7:35:43 PM|| 2005-02-13 7:35:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Doubtful, DB, but I'll bet he thinks he can leap short buildings in a double bound. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-02-13 7:38:24 PM|| 2005-02-13 7:38:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 on-site guidance and instructions

Don't start Tom.

Posted by Shipman 2005-02-13 7:56:21 PM|| 2005-02-13 7:56:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Look soon for his next big hit, "Mushroom Cloud Over Pyongyang".

Posted by tu3031 2005-02-13 8:16:51 PM|| 2005-02-13 8:16:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 ..SNL did a hilarious mock news conference with Kimmie last night, where it was also revealed that he is the third highest all-time NBA rebounder.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-02-13 8:19:01 PM|| 2005-02-13 8:19:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "Third Highest"? This blasphemy would have you sent to the mines in NKor in no time.

On a sadder note, the international film industry (Hollywood, Japanese and European) is doing a brisk trade with NK when it comes to comic movies. A lot of the stuff is drawn by North Koreans. I don't think they make enough in a month to buy a movie ticket.

Posted by True German Ally 2005-02-13 8:32:17 PM|| 2005-02-13 8:32:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Cui Baoyu (to the tune of Blue Bayou):

He feels so bad, he's got a worried mind;
The glass factory's so lonesome all the time
Since Kimmie left on-site guidance behind at Cui Baoyu;
Watching "The Flower Girl", killing time,
Working for Kimmie till the sun don't shine,
Looking forward to happier times than Cui Baoyu.

Posted by Tom 2005-02-13 8:35:57 PM|| 2005-02-13 8:35:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 *holds up card* 8.2.

Good style, but points off for failure to work in Army First policy.

Posted by Ptah 2005-02-13 8:42:00 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2005-02-13 8:42:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Deduct another point for dramatically misspelling that Austrian name.

Posted by True German Ally 2005-02-13 8:46:54 PM|| 2005-02-13 8:46:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I can hear it now....

"What an artist the world is loosing in me"
-Nero

Posted by Mark E. 2005-02-13 8:49:55 PM|| 2005-02-13 8:49:55 PM|| Front Page Top

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