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2007-02-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

#5: Anna Nicole's bodyguard throws his hat in the ring!

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Posted by gorb 2007-02-14 05:58|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 My money's still on the guy in the hat.

Posted by Fred 2007-02-14 07:55|| 2007-02-14 07:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Somewhere, the creator of My Two Dads is chuckling softly.

Posted by Mike 2007-02-14 08:59|| 2007-02-14 08:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Nah, it's either me or .com.
Really, I mean why would I make it up?

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-02-14 09:01|| 2007-02-14 09:01|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm looking forward to A Very Special Episode of the Montel Williams show...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-02-14 09:53|| 2007-02-14 09:53|| Front Page Top

#5 ...entitled "Whose Your Daddy?"
Sheesh... just when I think this whole spectacle couldn't get any worse, then it goes and does it.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-02-14 10:21|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-02-14 10:21|| Front Page Top

#6 I want to go on record as saying I am pretty sure I am NOT the father of Ms. Smith's baby.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2007-02-14 10:29|| 2007-02-14 10:29|| Front Page Top

#7 How come under all these stories about ANS and her baby they have that clown-idiot Dennis Kucinich? Is it possible he is the father?

Posted by Jack is Back">Jack is Back 2007-02-14 11:39|| 2007-02-14 11:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Would folks make false claims for the sake of publicity if they knew beyond a shadow of a doubt the baby was not theirs?

If they all have a legit claim I must presume that 9 months before her baby was born Anna Nicole was one randy girl.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-02-14 11:53|| 2007-02-14 11:53|| Front Page Top

#9 As someone said a few days ago, wuldn't me, I don't like standing in long lines.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-02-14 12:31|| 2007-02-14 12:31|| Front Page Top

#10 Oh, I am so, soooo glad this bitch is dead...

Posted by Astronaut Lisa Nowak 2007-02-14 12:35|| 2007-02-14 12:35|| Front Page Top

#11 it waz me
it waz me
it waz me
weeeeeeeeee

Posted by horny gerbil 2007-02-14 13:18|| 2007-02-14 13:18|| Front Page Top

#12 How come under all these stories about ANS and her baby they have that clown-idiot Dennis Kucinich? Is it possible he is the father?

Check her ears! :-)

Posted by gorb 2007-02-14 18:03|| 2007-02-14 18:03|| Front Page Top

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