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2006-03-15

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Posted by Fred 2006-03-15 11:01|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I don't get it. The IRS will enlarge my doinker? That's weird.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-03-15 11:14|| 2006-03-15 11:14|| Front Page Top

#2 I find it oddly ~~fascinating~~ ~~comforting~~ confusing that so many are concerned with doinker size and function. And whether or not I wear a fake Rolex. And my foolish disinterest in penny stocks. And where I buy my pharmaceuticals. And whether I've ever seen one squirt. And my e-Bay account status. And my PayPal account. And if I've met any Hot Moms...

So many people trying to help me round out my life. It's downright heartwarming.

Posted by Glert Thetch2165 2006-03-15 11:25|| 2006-03-15 11:25|| Front Page Top

#3 With the deficit the way it is, this actually could be a phishing expedition by the IRS itself. Your tax dollars at work!

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-15 11:38|| 2006-03-15 11:38|| Front Page Top

#4 I didn't know that Mrs. Abacha had been hired by the IRS...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-03-15 11:41|| 2006-03-15 11:41|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL.

Posted by .com 2006-03-15 11:47|| 2006-03-15 11:47|| Front Page Top

#6 6-9 days to process a government form? That should be proof to any but the extremely stupid that this is BS.

BTW, good to see ya, .com!

Posted by Desert Blondie 2006-03-15 11:51|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-03-15 11:51|| Front Page Top

#7 Hey, DB! ANd you're certainly right about the IRS, they're only "fast" about collecting... ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-03-15 11:57|| 2006-03-15 11:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Welcome back .com, we missed ya ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-03-15 13:12|| 2006-03-15 13:12|| Front Page Top

#9 Have to go a long way for the cluster spams I got.

The first for a young lady named "Christi", who 'whenever she gets excited, she soils her panties.'

Now, there is someone I want to get excited.

The best, by far, has to be the ads for "Penis Enarglement". I've received hundreds of these, and hope against hope that "enarglement" does not involve a mixmaster. Sounds painful.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-15 13:16|| 2006-03-15 13:16|| Front Page Top

#10 mebbe it's legit and the IRS has started outsourcing to thailand

*snicker*

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2006-03-15 13:25|| 2006-03-15 13:25|| Front Page Top

#11 "Penis Enarglement", yeah, that's the ticket, that's what I gonna do.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-03-15 13:32|| 2006-03-15 13:32|| Front Page Top

#12 Pri·a·pus /prI-'A-p&s/, Greek mythological character. A god of gardens and fertility, Priapus was the son of Aphrodite, who disowned him because he had a grotesque little body with a huge penis. He was a member of the retinue of the god Dionysus and chased after nymphs.

It's good to have a goal in life. :)

Posted by Glert Thetch2165 2006-03-15 13:40|| 2006-03-15 13:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Hey, Doc... sorry, been looking back over the last few days - and cleaning my monitor, lol. I --owe-- NS one, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-03-15 13:45|| 2006-03-15 13:45|| Front Page Top

#14 We missed you.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-03-15 14:13|| 2006-03-15 14:13|| Front Page Top

#15 NS - Using "we" advisedly, of course, lol.

2 dirty shirts? Lol. *snort* Otherwise, you were pretty close on what I was up to, heh. We're past the stealth mode, though - I can be grabby - s'okay, lol.

Gotta do more work on her lap...top - l8r. ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-03-15 14:28|| 2006-03-15 14:28|| Front Page Top

#16 I've got to give it to the IRS this year...got my refund in one week! Filed electronically, but then again, my return is fairly straightforward (no red flags should've popped up) and easy to calculate. Got both Fed and State back in 7 days!

Now, about that outsourcing to Thailand....

Posted by BA 2006-03-15 14:38|| 2006-03-15 14:38|| Front Page Top

#17 Got my refund in a week also....

Now if we can only get them before our ~~wives~~ spouses spend them...

But then again there are certain laws of physics involved in time travel....

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-03-15 14:50|| 2006-03-15 14:50|| Front Page Top

#18 Gotta do more work on her lap...top - l8r. ;-)

Congrats, best wishes and have fun ... ;-)

Posted by lotp 2006-03-15 14:55|| 2006-03-15 14:55|| Front Page Top

#19 Mine's already the size of telephone pole. It's not that bad except when I responded to a few of those Viagra spammers -- anyone into pole vaulting?

Posted by Captain America 2006-03-15 16:30|| 2006-03-15 16:30|| Front Page Top

#20 Hi, .com! Missed ya'.

Did you get my e-mail?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut"> Barbara Skolaut 2006-03-15 18:23|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-03-15 18:23|| Front Page Top

#21 Surface, .com, surface ... :-)

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-03-15 18:34|| 2006-03-15 18:34|| Front Page Top

#22 My husband got it, too.

Posted by anonymous2u 2006-03-15 19:36|| 2006-03-15 19:36|| Front Page Top

#23 Not sure where I heard it, but isn't there a retort that goes: "Leggo my ears! I know what I'm doing!"
:P

Posted by Glert Thetch2165 2006-03-15 19:42|| 2006-03-15 19:42|| Front Page Top

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