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2006-03-16 Afghanistan

Mullah Omar Vows 'Unimaginable' Violence

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Posted by Steve 2006-03-16 07:34|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 No, no, Omar. The word you wanted is "unimaginative".

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2006-03-16 07:44|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-03-16 07:44|| Front Page Top

#2 How about "unimpressive", "uninspired", "unforthcoming", and certainly "undistinguished".

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-16 08:33|| 2006-03-16 08:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Mullah Omar steals Mahmoud the Mad's material. And who writes this stuff anyway - Mr. T?

Posted by doc 2006-03-16 08:36|| 2006-03-16 08:36|| Front Page Top

#4 "hairlip hairlip!"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-03-16 09:17|| 2006-03-16 09:17|| Front Page Top

#5 If "unimaginable violence" is what he wants, I say give it to him.

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-16 10:52|| 2006-03-16 10:52|| Front Page Top

#6 "unimaginable"- Maybe he's going to draw cartoons, that's unimaginable to them.

Posted by plainslow 2006-03-16 11:02|| 2006-03-16 11:02|| Front Page Top

#7 Mullah Omar Vows 'Unimaginable' Violence

correction:

Mullah Omar Vows 'Unimaginable stereoscopic' Violence

Posted by RD 2006-03-16 11:19|| 2006-03-16 11:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Bush is using hollow slogans.
Like 72 virgins to all martyrs of Allah ?

I think Afghanistan is the perfect place to develope our after dark drone hit squads. We know they are out there, now to seek and plink and establish an attrician rate one can be proud of.

Posted by wxjames 2006-03-16 11:19|| 2006-03-16 11:19|| Front Page Top

#9 we know - we know ... the gates of hell will be unleashed, allah will punish, your sheep will be poxed, etc...

Posted by macofromoc 2006-03-16 11:20|| 2006-03-16 11:20|| Front Page Top

#10 we know - we know ... the gates of hell will be unleashed, allah will punish, your sheep will be poxed, etc...

Posted by macofromoc 2006-03-16 11:20|| 2006-03-16 11:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Unintelligible violence?

Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins 2006-03-16 11:28|| http://blog.simmins.org]">[http://blog.simmins.org] 2006-03-16 11:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Unintelligible violence?

What else would you call all that uproar about the cartoons?

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-16 11:51|| 2006-03-16 11:51|| Front Page Top

#13 Translation: He can't imagine how he's going to pull it off.

Posted by Iblis">Iblis 2006-03-16 13:02|| 2006-03-16 13:02|| Front Page Top

#14 All in the name of SATAN. Heh.

Posted by newc">newc 2006-03-16 13:03|| 2006-03-16 13:03|| Front Page Top

#15 "unimaginable" = translation, "Hell, I'm still working on the plan, m'kay? But when I finally DO think of what to do....believe you me, it's going to be soooo freakin' cool, man! There will be, like, explosions and death and all that bitchin' crap! Hey, do you think that Keanu will play me in the movie? That would be excellent!"

Posted by Desert Blondie 2006-03-16 13:30|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-03-16 13:30|| Front Page Top

#16 What is Guy Pearce doing with all that facial hair? Is he starring in yet another cannibal movie?

Posted by Zhang Fei 2006-03-16 13:34|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2006-03-16 13:34|| Front Page Top

#17 I don't think he means it because, in the picture, he's winking...

Posted by tu3031 2006-03-16 13:36|| 2006-03-16 13:36|| Front Page Top

#18 Desert Blondie:

And I expect they'll cast Natalie Portman as the love interest.

Posted by Phil 2006-03-16 13:38|| 2006-03-16 13:38|| Front Page Top

#19 ROFL, tu3031!

Posted by Glert Thetch2165 2006-03-16 13:38|| 2006-03-16 13:38|| Front Page Top

#20 Sheep will have pox?

What sheep?
Why should I care?
I am allergic to sheep anyway....

Posted by 3dc 2006-03-16 14:31|| 2006-03-16 14:31|| Front Page Top

#21 Now if he was to do something bad to my BBQ Pork Ribs, why then it would be War I say War...
Oh right it is... just he's not very good at it.

Posted by 3dc 2006-03-16 14:33|| 2006-03-16 14:33|| Front Page Top

#22 No mustache curses?

Posted by SR-71">SR-71 2006-03-16 14:50|| 2006-03-16 14:50|| Front Page Top

#23 Okay... here's one.

Mullah Omar... may your mustache grow to great lengths... and then strangle you in your sleep when you least expect it.

Posted by eLarson 2006-03-16 16:10|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-03-16 16:10|| Front Page Top

#24 Probably the worst thing you can say to an Arab Muslim (or maybe any Muslim) is that his beard or mustache looks like a woman's pubic hair. Preferably one of his female relatives.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-03-16 16:21|| 2006-03-16 16:21|| Front Page Top

#25 Hmm... it might look just like his mama's muff. Yo, Omar, could you stand on your head?

Posted by eLarson 2006-03-16 16:49|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-03-16 16:49|| Front Page Top

#26 Maybe he meant "inconceivable" violence.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-16 17:05|| 2006-03-16 17:05|| Front Page Top

#27 Purple People Eater

Mulla Omar's Soul Mate

Posted by BigEd 2006-03-16 17:09|| 2006-03-16 17:09|| Front Page Top

#28 "unimaginable violence"

I don't know... I have a pretty vivid imagination....

Posted by Mark E. 2006-03-16 19:26|| 2006-03-16 19:26|| Front Page Top

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