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2006-03-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-
My Eyeball Just Fell Out of Its Socket, What should I do?
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-03-16 12:12|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Have somebody take a picture and post it on your blog (hi mom!).
Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan  2006-03-16 13:21||   2006-03-16 13:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Seems Mullah Omar didn't follow the advice given in the article.
Posted by MO 2006-03-16 15:14||   2006-03-16 15:14|| Front Page Top

#3 I knew a biker who hated fighting, but had the "Dr David Banner" syndrome, in which anybody with two beers in them wanted to punch him.

So he learned to quickly and easily pop somebody's eye out of its socket. He was good enough at it so the other guy wouldn't even have his eye damaged; but it instantly ended what could have been a deadly fight.

He had also picked up some trivia about it, and advised that it is not uncommon for people to have an eyeball accidently pop out when they sneeze, so it is always advisable to shut your eyes when you sneeze, which is the natural reaction.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-16 16:43||   2006-03-16 16:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Got mine rolling there 'Moose.
Posted by 6 2006-03-16 19:39||   2006-03-16 19:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Yep, me too. Well, just because you can pop somebody else's eyes out doesn't make you an opthamologist.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-16 20:13||   2006-03-16 20:13|| Front Page Top

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