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2008-04-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Metaphor alert: there's hogs in the bilges, Skipper!

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Posted by Mike 2008-04-24 11:27|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 pig farm boats maybe? Kinda like the ManBearPig. Enviros love making up things, and trying to sound edumacted when they are actually ignorant as hell.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-04-24 12:34|| 2008-04-24 12:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Swimming pigs, easy to herd, but difficult to milk.

Posted by wxjames 2008-04-24 13:17|| 2008-04-24 13:17|| Front Page Top

#3 Damnit! I hate it when that happens.

Hogs in the bilges, pigs in the bass boat, sows on the mizzen. Where is this sudden porcine invasion coming from and when is it going to stop?

We're all doomed, doomed I tell you!

It's only a matter of time before pigs fly out somebody's butt!

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2008-04-24 15:52|| 2008-04-24 15:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Roger, try some of this simply wonderful sheep-dip...

Posted by Pappy 2008-04-24 18:26|| 2008-04-24 18:26|| Front Page Top

#5 "Hogwash and bilge"? What is this, 1898?

Posted by tu3031 2008-04-24 18:51|| 2008-04-24 18:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Cohen's got bats in the belfry...

Posted by Raj 2008-04-24 19:50|| 2008-04-24 19:50|| Front Page Top

#7 He should remember that, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke."

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-04-24 20:46|| 2008-04-24 20:46|| Front Page Top

#8 This thread is not the least bit kosher.

/so there!

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-04-24 21:07|| 2008-04-24 21:07|| Front Page Top

#9 That's "Hogwash and Bilgewater" (Yes I'm old)

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-04-24 22:13|| 2008-04-24 22:13|| Front Page Top

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