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2007-05-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

~~People with Nothing Better To Do~~ Activists Want Chimp Declared a 'Person'

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Posted by gorb 2007-05-04 18:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Yes, we owe ourselves and mother nature good stewardship of the world around us. As for giving apes human rights, like Dennis Miller said:

If finding a cure for AIDS requires hooking up chimpanzees to car batteries, I've only got two things to say: Red is positive and black is negative.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-04 19:56|| 2007-05-04 19:56|| Front Page Top

#2 If you declare that chimps are persons, then how long before the activists want them to be citizens so they can vote Democrat?

Posted by RWV 2007-05-04 20:59|| 2007-05-04 20:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Does this include Chimpy Bushitler? Or is he still beyond the pale?

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-05-04 22:39|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-05-04 22:39|| Front Page Top

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