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2013-05-06 -Obits-

Senator wants help finding gravesite for Boston Bomber

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Posted by Scooter McGruder 2013-05-06 01:40|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 If you can't cremate or bury him, then sew him up a canvas sack, weight it with rocks and take him offshore and chuck him over the side. Jeeze louise, it's not a big problem.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2013-05-06 01:57|| 2013-05-06 01:57|| Front Page Top

#2 where it was greeted by about 20 protesters.

Each one should be immediately arrested, and held as terrorist accomplices.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2013-05-06 02:25|| 2013-05-06 02:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Well now, this is interesting, given the discussion yesterday regarding Mrs. Tsarnaev. Why is she MIA here? Active, willing accomplice proud of hubby for martyring himself for Allan? Or relieved she's free, without having to take any action on her own.

I suppose a cynic might pick door #3: a calculated move on the advice of her lawyer. But if she were a true-blue Islamonutter like Momma Speedbump, I would think she'd be there screaming about a proper Muslim burial anyway.

As for Mr. Stefan . . . how about your own backyard, next to Snowball I, Snowball II, and Snowball III.

Posted by RandomJD 2013-05-06 06:48|| 2013-05-06 06:48|| Front Page Top

#4 The Federal Government could quietly move in and bury the bastid in a military cemetery with an unmarked grave. They won't however. The news chatter keeps the little people gainfully distracted and occupied, whilst the scoundrels in Washington pursue their usual shenanigans.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-05-06 07:02|| 2013-05-06 07:02|| Front Page Top

#5 RandomJD has an excellent point: where is Mrs. Tsarnaev in the handling of her late husband's remains?

Posted by Steve White 2013-05-06 07:11|| 2013-05-06 07:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Do something kind. Burn ( oh sorry 'cremate") the cadaver. You can't DO that? Its not "islamic"? Well do something "islamic to it, I am not sure what, and deliver it to his next of kin and its then THEIR problem. You can at least get another headline that his own mother doesn't want his body? That would sound nice for Islam, I think. Yes? No?
Well then, are there no Mosques out there full of Islamic charity, after all Islam is so well known for its overflowing and generous loving charity toward all. Zakat and all that. Pillars of Islam, hummahumma.
No Mosques ANYWHERE who will take the deader's corpse? There's a headline right there also. NO MOSQUE WILL TAKE HIS DEAD ISLAMIC WHACKAROONI FOR ANY REASON. or words to that effect. Should look good on Islam's resume'. They say they don't want it. Offer every Mosque in the US a chance. ANY takers? OFFer it to CAIR and see if there is another headline there?
Suggestion: wait awhile and then "lose" it. New Jersey has a lot of real estate that gets dark early. Try Massachusetts or California.( another Headline or two there) The Media can surely sell this for quite a while with any imagination at all. Off it to CNN and see what they can arrange or if they have any raffle or charity they can "involve". Someone "spiritual" with lots of eye makeup perhaps, a televangelist who ooozes charity and needs the publicity? Someone "sincere" who will tell us all to pray over it.
Is there ANYone out there who will bury this man out of the milk of human decency and caring charity? Or am I just looking at a lot of Americans who really really want him to rot in the sack?
You can at least be honest about your own true feelings.

Posted by Threater Flusoper9823 2013-05-06 07:47|| 2013-05-06 07:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Drop it off at the top of the new World Trade Center and let the crows have it.

Posted by Skidmark 2013-05-06 08:10|| 2013-05-06 08:10|| Front Page Top

#8 He had a wife and mother, send them the bill and a note saying the body will be cremated and dumped in the garbage if they dont come and get it.

Posted by 49 Pan 2013-05-06 08:42|| 2013-05-06 08:42|| Front Page Top

#9 Alaska Paul has the right idea, give him the Usama Bin Ladin treatment, the Atlantic ocean is a big place. No land burial or his supporters will likely place his name on this list and there will be no end to it.

Posted by Ebboluns Platypus8647 2013-05-06 08:55|| 2013-05-06 08:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Might I recommend a nice "parting gift" vacay to the Pyrenees....?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2013-05-06 09:03|| 2013-05-06 09:03|| Front Page Top

#11 Jeez Uncle Phester, I better check on my neighbor, I've seen these birds in his yard but I haven't seen him nor his wife in weeks...

Posted by Ebboluns Platypus8647 2013-05-06 09:11|| 2013-05-06 09:11|| Front Page Top

#12 No burial needed. Just find the nearest pig farm and toss him in. Problem solved.

Posted by Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division 2013-05-06 09:23|| 2013-05-06 09:23|| Front Page Top

#13 The misses is nouveou koranzy, she hasn't the seething built in just yet and still believes she can change the image of uslam from teh inside out.

Dump the meat, and save the canvas for Paul Revere.

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-05-06 09:39|| 2013-05-06 09:39|| Front Page Top

#14 Carrion Fowl.
It's Green.
It Save Energy.

alternately,
deposit in a CSI cadaver field.

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-05-06 09:41|| 2013-05-06 09:41|| Front Page Top

#15 Feed him to Wu's pigs.

Posted by charger 2013-05-06 11:27|| 2013-05-06 11:27|| Front Page Top

#16 Bury him with Osama.

Posted by DarthVader 2013-05-06 11:47|| 2013-05-06 11:47|| Front Page Top

#17 Agree - to bury him and have a gravesite which would become a shrine is unacceptable. Give him the Osama treatment.

Heard on the radio this morning someone point out that if he has a grave then someone can watch whoever 'visits' it. Who? Homeland Security?

Posted by CrazyFool 2013-05-06 12:04|| 2013-05-06 12:04|| Front Page Top

#18 My point above is a serious one: the body belongs to the next of kin. That's the missus. If not her, given that Mumzy and Daddzy are overseas, that means one of the uncles who is still here in the U.S.

Where are they in all this? Why haven't one of them claimed the body?

This is elemental common law. The corpse belongs to the next of kin. The funeral director makes a call -- "come and get it." Or he can ship. Whatever.

If no one claims the body then it goes into the potter's field with a numbered grave marker. Given that could be a problem for the future, perhaps a sea burial is reasonable.

But first I'd like Mrs. Katherine (Russell)Tsarnaev to state publicly that she doesn't want it.

Posted by Steve White 2013-05-06 12:32|| 2013-05-06 12:32|| Front Page Top

#19 Med schools always need more cadavers.

Posted by Iblis 2013-05-06 12:51|| 2013-05-06 12:51|| Front Page Top

#20 I agree, Dr. White - claiming the body and burial expenses are the family's responsibility. Not the taxpayers, who have been fleeced quite enough by the Tsarnaevs already.

However, there is the shrine problem. That is a potential security issue, and it's probably why he can't find a graveyard willing to accept the body. Mr. Stefan IS in a bit of a sticky wicket. Perhaps he'd be all too glad to toss the ashes, but would like some legal cover in case some relative tries to sue him.

Posted by RandomJD 2013-05-06 13:20|| 2013-05-06 13:20|| Front Page Top

#21 Aren't there any prison cemetery plots available? Have to be one or two in the great State of Mass.

Posted by tipover 2013-05-06 13:35|| 2013-05-06 13:35|| Front Page Top

#22 Massachusetts has a GREAT cemetary that's plenty big enough. It's called the Atlantic Ocean and there's loads of easy access.

Posted by AlanC 2013-05-06 19:27|| 2013-05-06 19:27|| Front Page Top

#23 Sent his worthless body back to the Hell-Hole-istan from whence he came.

From 30,000 feet.

Posted by Barbara 2013-05-06 21:31|| 2013-05-06 21:31|| Front Page Top

#24 Cremate the body and add it to the nearest stockpile of high-level nuclear waste.

Posted by Eric Jablow 2013-05-06 22:59|| 2013-05-06 22:59|| Front Page Top

#25 Wifey knows that hubby Tsamaev's body is a hot potato, so she is not going to touch it now. That is how deep islamic traditions go when the heat is on. Kick the coffin down the road, so to speak.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2013-05-06 23:13|| 2013-05-06 23:13|| Front Page Top

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