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2006-05-21 Home Front: Culture Wars
Deer: Why Do They Hate Suckers?
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Posted by Anonymoose 2006-05-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "Deer are docile creatures — they don't just attack," said Eastwood, 26

Bambi kicks ass!
Posted by zazz 2006-05-21 00:30||   2006-05-21 00:30|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL.

*touches forehead to monitor*

I sense a high concentration of RFSP who should not be allowed out without a responsible adult chaperon. Especially in the woods where there are real, like, animal things and creepy-crawlies and such like. BTW, these are the Mommy deer - the ones without the sharp pointy things on their heads you saw on Animal Planet. But be afraid. Be very afraid. Stay home. Bolt your doors and windows. Whatever you do, stay away from nature - just watch it on TV. They're coming to get you. BWahahahaha!
Posted by random styling 2006-05-21 02:48||   2006-05-21 02:48|| Front Page Top

#3 The 7mm Rem mag solution, I think.
Posted by no mo uro 2006-05-21 05:35||   2006-05-21 05:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Wait until the 100 kgs+ wildboars come into the picture.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-05-21 05:41||   2006-05-21 05:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Doe! Ummm.....
Posted by Homer 2006-05-21 06:24||   2006-05-21 06:24|| Front Page Top

#6 All campusses should introduce large predators to control the stupid population.
Posted by ed 2006-05-21 07:27||   2006-05-21 07:27|| Front Page Top

#7 please tell me that these colllege students aren't this dumb. They would never survive if they attended U. of GA
Posted by Greamp Elmavinter1163 2006-05-21 10:43||   2006-05-21 10:43|| Front Page Top

#8 heh! At least they aren't as stupid as the people in Monterey, CA who have these same conversations about mountain lions.
Posted by 2b 2006-05-21 10:57||   2006-05-21 10:57|| Front Page Top

#9 OOOh, child ... look at the wild free lions. SIMBA! See how noble nature is when not being oppressed by the partriarchal technocratic speciesist ... AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by lotp 2006-05-21 11:16||   2006-05-21 11:16|| Front Page Top

#10 look at the black bear, isn't he cute? You just wanna hug him....

Idiots
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-05-21 11:46||   2006-05-21 11:46|| Front Page Top

#11 Let's talk cuddly giant water lizards. Your catamounts and angry deer havent killed three in a week have they?
Posted by 6 2006-05-21 11:56||   2006-05-21 11:56|| Front Page Top

#12 Which is why I never get within 300 yards of them w/out a high powered rifle, shotgun, or various style of bow......frickin' morons.
Posted by Broadhead6 2006-05-21 11:58||   2006-05-21 11:58|| Front Page Top

#13 Yeah, Gainesville's the pits.
Posted by 6 2006-05-21 12:19||   2006-05-21 12:19|| Front Page Top

#14 #6: All campusses should introduce large predators to control the stupid population.

Then where would they get more students?
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-05-21 12:30||   2006-05-21 12:30|| Front Page Top

#15 All campusses should introduce large predators to control the stupid population.

Is that the deer, or the Students?
As far as the deer goes, you can import red-necks like me to help control the deer. Bow-hunting, by preference.

As far as the students go, well there's importing lots more alcohol. Maybe they will drink themselves to death, or possibly annoy an armed red-neck like me...
Posted by N guard 2006-05-21 12:33||   2006-05-21 12:33|| Front Page Top

#16 As far as the deer goes, you can import red-necks like me to help control the deer. Bow-hunting, by preference.

The best way, N guard.
Posted by best way 2006-05-21 12:35||   2006-05-21 12:35|| Front Page Top

#17 ed: All campuses should introduce large predators to control the stupid population.

They are called "recruiting sergeants".

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-05-21 14:26||   2006-05-21 14:26|| Front Page Top

#18 DO, a deer
A psychotic-wild-eyed-wanting-to disembowel-you deer...
Posted by The VonTrapp Family 2006-05-21 15:42||   2006-05-21 15:42|| Front Page Top

#19 All campusses should introduce large predators to control the stupid population.

What a terrible suggestion. What do you have against the liberal arts faculty?
Posted by DMFD 2006-05-21 19:01||   2006-05-21 19:01|| Front Page Top

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