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2019-05-23 Science & Technology
Amazon Is Working on a Device That Can Read Human Emotions
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-05-23 09:01|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [124 views ]  Top

#1 Just what I need, a smart ass watch making comments about my wife's mood.

I can see it now......

"Did that thing just say I'm in a good mood?"

"But weren't you?"

"Weren't. What's it say now? What's it say? Better not say anything or I'm gonna peel it off your cold wrist and use it to negotiate better funeral charges. Better take that trash out, and take your time doing it."
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-05-23 18:15||   2019-05-23 18:15|| Front Page Top

#2 A timepiece to probe your emotions
And offer you coughdrops or potions!
The Future: No crying,
Just smiling and lying
And buying all Amazon's lotions.
Posted by Clolurong B. Hayes4910 2019-05-23 18:28||   2019-05-23 18:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Perhaps Amazon can help with a device to make me a mindreader:

"What's wrong, honey"
"Nothing"
"Hokay then, I'm going to the garage with a beer"
"If you loved me you'd know what's wrong"
"You said 'nothing', and I'm not gonna call you a liar"
*click*
Posted by Frank G 2019-05-23 19:03||   2019-05-23 19:03|| Front Page Top

#4 How about an HR department who can understand human interactions and then we'll move on to AI?
Posted by Sherese Smith6427 2019-05-23 21:42||   2019-05-23 21:42|| Front Page Top

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