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2007-08-25 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by gorb 2007-08-25 03:09|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 heartwarming

Posted by Xenophon 2007-08-25 12:11|| 2007-08-25 12:11|| Front Page Top

#2 We have one billion people. We not going to miss a few.

Posted by Mr. Hu 2007-08-25 12:56|| 2007-08-25 12:56|| Front Page Top

#3 This is how *we* deal with hostage takers too. If the perps are visible, we use snipers to take 'em out.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2007-08-25 14:41|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com] 2007-08-25 14:41|| Front Page Top

#4 KIDNAPPER: Send someone to negotiate!

CHINESE DETECTIVE: Mind if I go? I'm an excellent negotiator.

CHINESE COP 1: Uh... Sure, go ahead.

CHINESE COP 1: We're sending someone in who's authorized to negotiate.

Chinese detective leans out window, raises his gun and puts a bullet through kidnappers head.

CHINESE DETECTIVE: Anyone else want to negotiate?

CHINESE COP 2: (to another Cop) Where'd he learn to negotiate like that?

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-25 16:33|| 2007-08-25 16:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Zenster that's from the 5th element

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2007-08-25 17:57|| 2007-08-25 17:57|| Front Page Top

#6 Really?!? Who'd a thunk it? It's truly amazing that I somehow managed to accidentally quote the script's text verbatim.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-25 18:10|| 2007-08-25 18:10|| Front Page Top

#7 the coincidence is...eerie

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-08-25 18:20|| 2007-08-25 18:20|| Front Page Top

#8 Adios, MF.

Posted by Unutle McGurque8861 2007-08-25 20:08|| 2007-08-25 20:08|| Front Page Top

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