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2019-09-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Felicity Huffman wants to serve her sentence at one of ‘America’s cushiest prisons’

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Posted by Fred 2019-09-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Felicity Huffman sentenced to two weeks in prison for college admissions scandal I smell a bestseller "My Prison Experience" coming.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-09-14 03:42|| 2019-09-14 03:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Put her in Supermax, Florence CO - should be a great book!

Posted by Raj 2019-09-14 07:02|| 2019-09-14 07:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Reading Wikipedia it does not sound that grand, makes me wonder what some of the non-cushy jails are like. "Conditions are cramped, with three inmates sharing a cell on the top tier and four inmates sharing a cell on the bottom tier, designed to house a single prisoner."

Posted by BernardZ 2019-09-14 07:36|| 2019-09-14 07:36|| Front Page Top

#4 This will probably enhance her Hollywood street cred.

Posted by JohnQC 2019-09-14 09:29|| 2019-09-14 09:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Reminds you of what was said about Elvis's death: good career move.

Posted by Lex 2019-09-14 10:07|| 2019-09-14 10:07|| Front Page Top

#6 She's no threat to anyone. She should be put into a country club prison for two years or solitary for two months.

Posted by ruprecht 2019-09-14 11:36|| 2019-09-14 11:36|| Front Page Top

#7 Since when do convicts get to chose their prison? She acts like she thinks the judge is her travel agent and she's picking a hotel.

And, BTW, what is it with 14 days? Why even bother if she doesn't get at least 30?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-09-14 12:16|| 2019-09-14 12:16|| Front Page Top

#8 Hollywood types should be punished not with jail time - they'll just turn the experience into a script, and monetize it handsomely as soon as they're released - but by negative virtue-signaling.

That is, force them to contribute time or money or both to public service which run counter to their fashionable causes. A few possible examples:

- require Ms. Felicity to fly to an Appalachian town every weekend and work as a dental assistant guveibg free dental care to underserved rural communities.

- require the make perps to do community service teaching first-time young male offenders some basic mechanical task - how to change an auto filter, or hang sheetrock. Or just how to boil an egg or roast a chicken without burning it.

- require both male and female perps to go to sunbelt low-income communities during summer months and a install new roofs, or go to similarly needy frost belt communities in winter months and help convert houses to natural gas.

A world of possibilities.

Posted by Lex 2019-09-14 12:29|| 2019-09-14 12:29|| Front Page Top

#9 Too bad Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Infamous 'Tent City Jail' closed.

While yes it was a non violent crime & the cost of locking her up for 2 weeks is a joke, what she did really sucked. If there are no consequences or very laughable ones this will continue.

Posted by Jan 2019-09-14 13:45|| 2019-09-14 13:45|| Front Page Top

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