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2016-10-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Rampaging escaped London Zoo gorilla eats five liters of squash

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Posted by Fred 2016-10-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Cousin Ken Allen smiles from above.

Posted by JHH 2016-10-21 15:50|| 2016-10-21 15:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Speaking of random purple spray... coupla anniversary items:

The Greeks were out lookin' for Helen;
I'm seekin' the Strait of Magellan.
It's strange, you'll agree,
Over all this damned sea...
Why they named it for me, there's no tellin'.

In Charlestown of late, Lilliputians
Desire a less warlike solution:
Bad Navy! No cannons!
Go green for your penance
And peacefully battle pollution.

Brits nurse flagging hopes for detente in
Their colony, so wild and wanton:
"This 'Liberty' slogan
Won't drive us to Logan;
We'll soon see sweet reason in Taunton."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-10-21 23:17|| 2016-10-21 23:17|| Front Page Top

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