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2014-11-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man arrested after pointing banana at police

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Posted by Crinegum Flaitle8411 2014-11-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Amusing fruit! Flies will not duck it;
They like it still more when we chuck it.
We schmeck it, we shuck it;
Some corny folks peck it.
It takes us three hands just to pluck it.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-11-28 03:48|| 2014-11-28 03:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Clever ZF.

Was it a real banana or a replica?

Posted by Incredulous 2014-11-28 04:18|| 2014-11-28 04:18|| Front Page Top

#3 It was a MAB-14 ex Honduraa showing signs of being in the cooler, which the Chaquita Protocols expressly prohibit. A mature assault bananna Is clothed in brown fleck over golden yellow camo, this is when they are fully functional and apt to infiltrate Fortress Kellogg.

Posted by Shipman 2014-11-28 04:52|| 2014-11-28 04:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Shipman, you are in top form today I see. He's just lucky we didn't pack the whole bunch.

Posted by Incredulous 2014-11-28 05:09|| 2014-11-28 05:09|| Front Page Top

Posted by Snavise Cholurt4299 2014-11-28 07:36|| 2014-11-28 07:36|| Front Page Top

#6 In other Lurid Crime Tales

Posted by Victor Emmanuel de Medici8603 2014-11-28 09:12|| 2014-11-28 09:12|| Front Page Top

#7 What a fruit....

Posted by DarthVader 2014-11-28 10:56|| 2014-11-28 10:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Yes.

Posted by Shipman 2014-11-28 16:22|| 2014-11-28 16:22|| Front Page Top

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