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2018-12-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be 'Short Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty'

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-12-14 02:40|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 "two or three feet high ought to suffice."

To tall for dwarfs and midgets! That's racist or something!

Posted by Woodrow 2018-12-14 06:48|| 2018-12-14 06:48|| Front Page Top

#2 It's becoming really really hard to come up with humor given the lunacy of the real world beating you to the point.

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-12-14 06:48|| 2018-12-14 06:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Babylon Bee, don't give them any ideas!!!!

Posted by jvalentour 2018-12-14 08:00|| 2018-12-14 08:00|| Front Page Top

#4 Wait. Is this sarcasm?

/sarc

Posted by Bobby 2018-12-14 08:58|| 2018-12-14 08:58|| Front Page Top

#5 It's the Ninth Circus Court. What else would you expect?

Posted by gorb 2018-12-14 09:56|| 2018-12-14 09:56|| Front Page Top

#6 To be fair, the stress-testing should be done with a 5th percentile Honduran pregnant women while packing food, children, drugs, water, extra clothing and assistance monies. Not to pre-guess the results but most likely, the wall will have to scrapped and existing structures removed. (sarc)

Posted by JohnQC 2018-12-14 11:14|| 2018-12-14 11:14|| Front Page Top

#7 The Babylon Bee is always good for a laugh, even on topics like this. Would that more people could laugh.

Posted by Tom 2018-12-14 11:42|| 2018-12-14 11:42|| Front Page Top

#8 What about the handi~~capped~~able pregnant w/ 2 kids illegal alien community? We demand wheelchair ramps with child safe guardrails over the fence every 300 feet.

Posted by Galactic Coordinator Claviter6242 2018-12-14 11:54|| 2018-12-14 11:54|| Front Page Top

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