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#1 CIA is looking to infiltrate the Borscht Belt Mafia.
Posted by Shipman 2012-12-30 04:03||
#2 Yiddish Linguist (Part-Time) - Ashburn
Job Code: 227
# of openings: 6
For over 30 years MVM has been performing mission critical services and operational support functions for government and commercial customers. As a member of an ever-evolving marketplace, MVM is continually developing new approaches and innovative solutions in service of current and future customer needs. MVM¬'s 3500 employees work daily to counter the language barriers, physical threats, and technological limitations that stand as impediments to our nation¬'s objectives domestically and abroad.
MVM, Inc. is recruiting part-time Yiddish Linguist Specialist for shift assignments in Ashburn, VA.
Qualifications and Requirements:
1. Native or near native oral and written communications skills required in foreign language and English;
2. Ability to comprehend slang and colloquial expressions in the foreign language and translate them to English;
3. Applicants must be US Citizens;
4. Applicants selected will be subject to a Government Security Background Investigation and must meet eligibility and suitability requirements; which includes a favorable credit check and no criminal records;
5. All applicants must have resided in the United States for at least three (3) years of the last five (5) years;
6. Bachelor¬'s Degree preferred; Associate¬'s Degree with two (2) years of experience in the translation field in a professional or volunteer setting OR four (4) years of experience in the translation field in a professional or volunteer setting;
Posted by Besoeker 2012-12-30 11:13||
#3 For some reason I'm remainded of an old (Soviet era) joke.
Q. Why Moscow doesn't have a chief rabbi?
A. Well, we had three candidates.
#1 Understood Judaism, but not Marxism-Leninism.
#2 Understood Marxism-Leninism, but not Judaism.
Q. What about the third?
A. Well, he understood both---but he was a Jew!
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2012-12-30 13:40||