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2004-02-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-02-13 2:08:36 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 SUV's why do they hate us? - I had to.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-2-13 2:15:45 PM|| 2004-2-13 2:15:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 White males: why do they hate us?

Sorry...had to fill the bill...

In all seriousness, if you live near Grand Rapids, MI, pay attention!

Posted by Dar 2004-2-13 2:27:48 PM|| 2004-2-13 2:27:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Last night my boyfriend and I went into downtown (Houston). At one point we were becalmed on I-10 near the Galleria. "Honey, don't panic," I said, "but we're surrounded by SUVs!" It was true: every other vehicle around us was an SUV.

They're taking over! They're here already! You're next! YOU'RE NEXT!

Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-2-13 2:39:29 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2004-2-13 2:39:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 There's only one thing to do, Angie - buy an SUV! You're either with us, or you're with the wimpy, ultimately-squishable little doink Civics and Rios.

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-2-13 2:44:49 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-2-13 2:44:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Buy an SUV!!!?? Never---- they'll pry the Very Elderly Volvo out of my cold, dead hands!!!

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-2-13 2:48:10 PM|| [www.sgtstryker.com] 2004-2-13 2:48:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe they should send out the commando elephants to subdue the rogue SUV...

Posted by Seafarious 2004-2-13 3:23:27 PM|| 2004-2-13 3:23:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Don't worry about SUVs... fight back. Want to deflate an SUV owner? Call it a station wagon. I've been doing this for about 3 months... I expect the price of station wagons to crater in about 8 months. At which point I will be able to afford a Grand Ayatollah, in deep amethyst, with double multiple drink holders and the limited edition Janaweed upholstery.

Posted by Shipman 2004-2-13 4:03:18 PM|| 2004-2-13 4:03:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 well, not to brag, but new 2004 Ford F-150 Lariat Supercrew 4X4 meets passenger car emission standards, so the Auto/Truck companies must be listening

Posted by Frank G 2004-2-13 7:20:50 PM|| 2004-2-13 7:20:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Shipman, I have been calling a particular SUV a station wagon ever since I saw the first commercial.

Posted by Charles 2004-2-13 11:06:31 PM|| 2004-2-13 11:06:31 PM|| Front Page Top

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