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Posted by muck4doo 2005-02-05 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Good thing they didn't discover it -em- some other way.....
Posted by CRazyFool 2005-02-05 12:06:35 AM||   2005-02-05 12:06:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 The hospital also contended that the instrument was not left in Klinger’s uterus but that it became dislodged in her vagina.

Oh, well. In that case...
Posted by Robert Crawford  2005-02-05 12:23:57 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/]  2005-02-05 12:23:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Ahh, damn! I lost my vibe-rator tip inside. Whatta do? Whatta do? Hey, it may vaguely look like a 'medical instrument'! Let's sue!"
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-02-05 3:36:35 AM||   2005-02-05 3:36:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 As the joke goes: On his day off, the ob/gyn walpapered his living room through the mail slot on his front door.
Posted by Anonymoose 2005-02-05 9:31:12 AM||   2005-02-05 9:31:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Did he finally go in for a sex change operation? He's got to be getting pretty old; Korea was 50 years ago.
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-02-05 10:24:04 AM||   2005-02-05 10:24:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Reminds me of the time my wife had a hysterectomy, oophorectomy and tube removal and the doc left an ovary behind. "Hmm, it's been six months and still no menopause. That's odd." One CAT scan later: not only did they forget the ovary, but it now has a golf ball sized cyst on it. Morons. By the way, is that Coke or Pepsi in that pic?
Posted by Up The Hill Backwards 2005-02-05 6:51:50 PM||   2005-02-05 6:51:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Anonymous 2005-02-05 6:51:06 PM||   2005-02-05 6:51:06 PM|| Front Page Top

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