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2005-02-18 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
US spying on Iran nuclear sites from space -Iran
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Posted by Fred 2005-02-18 00:00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [842 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 well, duh.
Posted by 2b 2005-02-18 12:04:12 AM||   2005-02-18 12:04:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 We better damn well be doing it, or we would be negligent in our duty.
Posted by Alaska Paul  2005-02-18 12:06:44 AM||   2005-02-18 12:06:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Well if Iran would prefer the spying to be more overt, there's still a couple of operational SR-71s around. And there's not a hell of a lot they can do about either method.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-02-18 12:18:12 AM||   2005-02-18 12:18:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Actually we are and have been for 20 years. Just recently we have started using the Jooo mind probe and top secret Zionist thought traps on all the Iranian "Holy men."
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-02-18 12:19:38 AM|| []  2005-02-18 12:19:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Zionist mind rays--very powerful weapon. One Paleo explains his turning against all things Paleostinian just by that--Zionist mind rays. Upon further prying about details, he responded: "I saw the light--so it works, doesn't it?"
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-02-18 12:30:02 AM||   2005-02-18 12:30:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 But they should revel in their insanity and accuse the US of the really fruity and conspiricy theory stuff:
Like just maybe.... a satelite has one of Judy Wall's Psychotronic weapons bathing their country in its rays...
Sending voices to their skulls asking them to convert...

or just maybe...
above top secret could provide them with some really scary stuff we are doing to them....

and for breakfast they could Wander over to that unknown country for the spricy de jour
Posted by 3dc 2005-02-18 1:03:30 AM||   2005-02-18 1:03:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Of course we are actually spying on them from tunnels we have dug deep in the bedrock under all their nuclear installations. If they dig just under the foundations of the reactors they should find our tunnels....
Posted by 3dc 2005-02-18 1:06:04 AM||   2005-02-18 1:06:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Then again we could throw them a real curve ball by maybe pulling the Project Orion Spaceship out of mothballs and flying low over Iran...

The Great Satan strikes again?
Posted by 3dc 2005-02-18 1:17:24 AM||   2005-02-18 1:17:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 The Iranians originally procured the F-14 because they needed an aircraft capable of stopping the MiG-25 recon overflights of their country.
Posted by gromky  2005-02-18 1:33:28 AM||   2005-02-18 1:33:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 3dc, and who says we're not doing it? ;-)
There have been numerous reports of UFO sightings all over Iran in the last 6 months.
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-02-18 1:42:58 AM||   2005-02-18 1:42:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 yeah strange we all know US gov bought rec sats to spy hot babes in pools...
Posted by z man  2005-02-18 1:48:55 AM||   2005-02-18 1:48:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 One day soon, the Zionist Death Ray will be put into action again. Unfortunately, technicians are still trying to get rid of the stench of rotten fish.
Posted by Dishman  2005-02-18 1:52:35 AM||   2005-02-18 1:52:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 In fact US is using its satellites to spy on Iranian wymin in their houses when they don't wear tchador.
Posted by JFM  2005-02-18 2:03:16 AM||   2005-02-18 2:03:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Everything is news to Arab Times.
Posted by .com 2005-02-18 2:39:52 AM||   2005-02-18 2:39:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 In other news, Iranian intelligence has learned that infidel American scientists called "Rite Brothers" have invented a flying machine of some sort and are alleged to be using it for military purposes.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-02-18 3:16:59 AM||   2005-02-18 3:16:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 Just smile and wave at the friendly spy satellite. Did we mention we could see your women's undergarments through their clothes?
Posted by BH 2005-02-18 8:10:45 AM||   2005-02-18 8:10:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 I understand we're also taking pictures down the fronts of the dresses of Iranian women and posting them on the Internet.
Posted by Chuck Simmins  2005-02-18 9:19:48 AM|| []  2005-02-18 9:19:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 Don't forget the nude beaches....
Posted by Ptah  2005-02-18 9:24:45 AM|| []  2005-02-18 9:24:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#19 I'd prefer overflights by B-2's and B-1's, but that's just me
Posted by Frank G  2005-02-18 10:00:16 AM||   2005-02-18 10:00:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#20 From space? Wow. By Allah, can that be possible? I can tell why he's the Intelligence minister.
Smile for the birdie, Ali.
Posted by tu3031 2005-02-18 10:06:33 AM||   2005-02-18 10:06:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#21 i see why this guy is chief of intelligence
Posted by Thraing Hupoluper1864 2005-02-18 5:34:54 PM||   2005-02-18 5:34:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 Now you're in deep trouble Sobiesky - you told them about the highly classified orbital mind control lasers! Hey, it's just a joke, nothing to see here, move on, there's no such thing as highly classified orbital mind control lasers. (You're still in trouble Sobiesky)
Posted by DMFD 2005-02-18 11:19:12 PM||   2005-02-18 11:19:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 As long as they don't find out about the Stargate, it's all still good.
Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-02-18 11:25:36 PM|| []  2005-02-18 11:25:36 PM|| Front Page Top

23:31 Atomic Conspiracy
23:25 Phil Fraering
23:20 Sobiesky
23:19 DMFD
23:14 Phil Fraering
23:09 DMFD
23:08 JosephMendiola
23:06 Phil Fraering
23:05 Atomic Conspiracy
23:04 Phil Fraering
22:56 2b
22:54 trailing wife
22:53 Barbara Skolaut
22:49 CrazyFool
22:46 Eris
22:41 trailing wife
22:41 SwissTex
22:40 Jame Retief
22:39 trailing wife
22:33 JosephMendiola
22:20 badanov
22:20 trailing wife
22:19 SwissTex
22:14 Frank G

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