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2006-10-31 Home Front: Culture Wars
Salem's witches fight for civil rights
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Posted by .com 2006-10-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 “I can call spirits from the vasty deep.”

“Why so can I, or any man. But will they come when you call for them?”
Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow  2006-10-31 08:43||   2006-10-31 08:43|| Front Page Top

#2 "The Witches of Eastwick," a movie witches said made them look stupid."

A 73 y/o woman whose cheek is tattooed with a spiral and has long gray hair streaked with black suggests her appearance is more dignified then that of Michelle Pfeiffer. She better channel the spirit of Johnny Cochran and his mob of ambulance chasing Zombie lawyers if she expects to win any litigation on this one.
Posted by DepotGuy 2006-10-31 09:12||   2006-10-31 09:12|| Front Page Top

#3 In 1975, Massachusetts' then-governor Michael Dukakis proclaimed Cabot the official witch of Salem, a city synonymous with witchcraft.

Nice work, Laurie. When you find an easy mark, reel him in and work the scam.
The Duke set you up for life...
Posted by tu3031 2006-10-31 09:20||   2006-10-31 09:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Take your pills, Granny.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2006-10-31 10:14||   2006-10-31 10:14|| Front Page Top

#5 But what I want to know is, does she weigh the same as a duck?
Posted by Mike 2006-10-31 10:48||   2006-10-31 10:48|| Front Page Top

#6 The Pagan religion of Wicca has been Apologized to and deserves recognition. At least they do not bomb, rape, and blaspheme like Islam - thats the REAL pagan religion.
Posted by closedanger@hotmail.com">closedanger@hotmail.com  2006-10-31 11:50||   2006-10-31 11:50|| Front Page Top

#7 A 73 y/o woman whose cheek is tattooed with a spiral and has long gray hair streaked with black suggests her appearance is more dignified then that of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Nah, DepotGuy, she thought that Jack Nicholson was the witch. She's a mite confused, see?
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-10-31 12:46|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]  2006-10-31 12:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Heh@eastwick.
Posted by closedanger@hotmail.com">closedanger@hotmail.com  2006-10-31 13:00||   2006-10-31 13:00|| Front Page Top

#9 "The Witches of Eastwick," a movie witches said made them look "stupid."

That's because you are stupid. Most of your "religion" was made up from whole cloth in the late 19th century.

OTOP, these people are Mostly Harmless, which cannot be said about too many mosques.
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2006-10-31 14:05|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2006-10-31 14:05|| Front Page Top

#10 I saw the headline and wondered... when did Hillary move to Salem?
Posted by CrazyFool 2006-10-31 14:14||   2006-10-31 14:14|| Front Page Top

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