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2006-11-19 India-Pakistan

Clerics oppose use of Quran verses as ringtones

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Posted by Fred 2006-11-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Whaddaya expect from clerics at the Dark-All Gloom seminary...

Posted by zazz 2006-11-19 00:43|| 2006-11-19 00:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Clerics oppose use of Quran verses as ringtones

Instead, they recommend the sound of a bomb exploding. It's a real attention-getter.

Posted by gorb 2006-11-19 01:14|| 2006-11-19 01:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Cellphone ringtones are a Zionist plot. Ev'rybody knows that.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-11-19 03:50|| 2006-11-19 03:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Yeah, but what if ringtones are muffed, say because the cellphone is deep into your rectum? Would that be hallal, then?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-19 07:56|| 2006-11-19 07:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Where's the Fatwah against breathing? I mean it has to be Un-Islamic. Never know how many Jooos might of breathed that same air.

"Anyone who persists in using these should be killed ostracised from society," Qazmi said over telephone from Saharanpur, a city 450km northwest of Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh state

Was he on his cell at the time?? Enquiring minds need to know.

Posted by Cheaderhead 2006-11-19 09:00|| 2006-11-19 09:00|| Front Page Top

#6 Where can we download them? I might be interested...just 'cause I'm an evil little kufr. ;)

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-11-19 10:01|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ] 2006-11-19 10:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Isn't that a coincidence. I oppose the use of Koran verses by anyone at any time for any reason except ridicule.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2006-11-19 12:45|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2006-11-19 12:45|| Front Page Top

#8 What about starting a fire?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-11-19 13:24|| 2006-11-19 13:24|| Front Page Top

#9 Maybe you can use them if you stuff the phone completely up your ass.

Posted by SpecOp35 2006-11-19 20:49|| 2006-11-19 20:49|| Front Page Top

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