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2006-12-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2006-12-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 St. Mel's Roman Catholic Church?

With all do respect for my ring kissing friends, that sounds like a bar.

Posted by Shipman 2006-12-27 07:42|| 2006-12-27 07:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Cash for Poor Is Stolen From Church

at the church ~~sacristy~~ of Speak Easy to Gawd's back room where religious objects are stored and where this church's safe is housed, [according to church leaders] two young men guarding the safe were distracted around 9:30 a.m., when the suspects caused a noisy disruption in the basement. While the church employees went to investigate, the thieves allegedly removed the safe and a gray plastic collection box that held checks and cash. No one was injured.

/suuure

Posted by RD 2006-12-27 08:05|| 2006-12-27 08:05|| Front Page Top

#3
With all do respect for my ring kissing friends, that sounds like a bar.

Well, they DO serve wine.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2006-12-27 09:38|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-12-27 09:38|| Front Page Top

#4 St. Mel is our Patron Saint of all-night diners and cafes, thankyouverymuch

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-12-27 10:32|| 2006-12-27 10:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Rofl, Frank. *applause*

Posted by .com 2006-12-27 11:16|| 2006-12-27 11:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by Shipman 2006-12-27 13:57|| 2006-12-27 13:57|| Front Page Top

#7 I had no idea Mel Gibson had been canonised...

Posted by imoyaro 2006-12-27 14:40|| 2006-12-27 14:40|| Front Page Top

#8 I believe the "Mel" in question is Torme, not Gibson.

But seriously, folks . . . the death penalty applies here, doesn't it?

Posted by Mike 2006-12-27 15:54|| 2006-12-27 15:54|| Front Page Top

#9 the death penalty applies here, doesn't it?

Actualy, I suspect the penaltys for this sort of thing can drag out forever...

See Dante's Inferno, cantos XXVI, onward.

The Bolgia for the fraudulent was one that gave me nightmares.

Posted by N guard 2006-12-27 20:59|| 2006-12-27 20:59|| Front Page Top

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