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2007-01-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Seafarious 2007-01-19 10:22|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Works for me.

Posted by Free Radical">Free Radical 2007-01-19 10:34|| 2007-01-19 10:34|| Front Page Top

#2 I always send money in response to the emails I get from Nigeria. I figure they can't ALL be scams.

;o)

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2007-01-19 10:36|| 2007-01-19 10:36|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm getting a bunch of emails these days saying I've won some Euro email lottery (anywhere from half a million to 1 million Euros).

I usually write 'em back saying I'm demanding the money by courier service within 10 days or I'll report 'em to InterPol, the FBI, and other authorities.

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2007-01-19 10:58|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2007-01-19 10:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Greg, you and I must be playing the same numbers, 'cos I keep winning too! You just tell those lottery guys to send half the money to me, 'k?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-01-19 11:26|| 2007-01-19 11:26|| Front Page Top

#5 I own a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell to him.

Posted by Nick 2007-01-19 12:16|| 2007-01-19 12:16|| Front Page Top

#6 You can all mock but my penis is freaking HUGE now I have been taking these special pills.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-01-19 12:22|| 2007-01-19 12:22|| Front Page Top

#7 The Classic Response from a Rantburg Original

hiya prince!
sory in heer the sultan man got ya down. ima never met any sultan before? your ever heer of ricky henderson before? we was used to call him sultan of swat. dire straits ima thinkin is sultan of swing or sumthin to but im never met them. family fites are always trublesum but ifn you pray about it things wurk out. you try prayin on this? jesus heers you prayers. just looker for a kingdom hall near you and theyn show you how. but ifn that dont help ima know a guy who is can help you with you oil refinery. his name in dick chainey. mebbe you herd of him before. as for the cash you can male me a chek and im helper you get yer money again. jus remeber to tithe 10% at the church fer jesus helpin you get the money.
sincerely,
muckford doo

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-19 12:32|| 2007-01-19 12:32|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL. Ship have you saved all of Muck's memos?
Katona should team up with the Tennessee preacher's widow when they get out of jail. They'd make a great team.

Posted by GK 2007-01-19 14:25|| 2007-01-19 14:25|| Front Page Top

#9 Doesn't say much for the taxpayers who elected this knucklehead.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-01-19 15:08|| 2007-01-19 15:08|| Front Page Top

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