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2007-02-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Free Radical 2007-02-06 00:24|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 This guy cudda been a contenda for the award...
Dispatcher: 9-1-1, What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Posted by GK 2007-02-06 05:41|| 2007-02-06 05:41|| Front Page Top

#2 "Let the wookie win".

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-06 10:33|| 2007-02-06 10:33|| Front Page Top

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