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2007-03-03

Posted by Fred 2007-03-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I dated a woman for a while that loved wearing dresses like that.

True story, I woke up one morning and she was watching me sleep, which is all hunky dorey, except she said, "I was just watching you and wondering what you would do if I put a pillow over your mouth."

Oddly enough, we didn't last long after that.

The moral of the story here gentlemen, is that if your woman likes wearing those old fashioned kinds of dresses, sleep in different rooms and lock your door.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-03-03 00:57|| 2007-03-03 00:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Mike N.—Channeling Mike H.?

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-03-03 02:01|| 2007-03-03 02:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Reminds me of that poem:

Lizzie Borden took an ax
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one!

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-03-03 06:39|| 2007-03-03 06:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Now that is serious corsetry, on a lovely lady designed by Nature to be sausage-shaped.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-03-03 06:42|| 2007-03-03 06:42|| Front Page Top

#5 Women who look like wasps probably give a painful sting.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-03-03 07:14|| 2007-03-03 07:14|| Front Page Top

#6 "I was just watching you and wondering what you would do if I put a pillow over your mouth."

Sounds to me that you snore loudly.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-03-03 09:22|| 2007-03-03 09:22|| Front Page Top

#7 #3 AH,

Heh. You beat me to it. Reading Mike N's comment, I too thought of ol' Lizzie.

BTW, maybe it's the dress but Anna looks like a very short lady.

Posted by JDB 2007-03-03 09:31|| 2007-03-03 09:31|| Front Page Top

#8 BTW, maybe it's the dress but Anna looks like a very short lady.

could be, JDB. Her bio sez she performed for Ziegfeld, and as a setting atop wedding cakes

nahhh I just made that part up

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-03 10:30|| 2007-03-03 10:30|| Front Page Top

#9 Actually, TW, I knew a lady that was shapped like that by Nature (well, not as much, add some 5-6 inches in the circumference of the mid-part). She was my 1st X. Of course, in time, she got closer to a sausage shape, so the jury is out on that one. ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2007-03-03 11:20|| 2007-03-03 11:20|| Front Page Top

#10 Mike, might be better than the lighter fluid routine...

Posted by KBK 2007-03-03 11:37|| 2007-03-03 11:37|| Front Page Top

#11 That's a dress? I thought it was frosting...

Posted by Colin MacDougall">Colin MacDougall 2007-03-03 12:00|| 2007-03-03 12:00|| Front Page Top

#12 Eric, I don't know who Mike H. is, but he sounds like a guy I could have a few drinks and share stories with.

R.J., roflmao!

Posted by Mike N. 2007-03-03 12:10|| 2007-03-03 12:10|| Front Page Top

#13 Looks to me like she has been wound up about 2 turns and is all set to do the Tazmanian Devil on somebody. Me! Me! Oh Please Pick MEEEE!!!!!

Posted by USN, ret. 2007-03-03 21:05|| 2007-03-03 21:05|| Front Page Top

#14 I was referring to Mickey Spillane's fictional Mike Hammer.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-03-03 23:59|| 2007-03-03 23:59|| Front Page Top

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