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2007-03-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Masturbating female trespasser booted from frat

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-03-27 11:48|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 oh yeah? Well at our SAE house, we had two of em....and one was ...Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-27 11:56|| 2007-03-27 11:56|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm a PIKE I never saw these girls when I was in school. And that's a shame....

Posted by Jacko 2007-03-27 11:58|| 2007-03-27 11:58|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm surprised the frat dudes didn't whip out a video camera, film the whole performance, and sell the film on the internet. No entrepreneurial spirit.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2007-03-27 12:13|| 2007-03-27 12:13|| Front Page Top

#4 Yep, Jonathan, it's almost as if it never happened, huh?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-27 12:15|| 2007-03-27 12:15|| Front Page Top

#5 I wonder if she was a moonbat doing it for peace on earth.

Posted by delphi2005 2007-03-27 12:20|| 2007-03-27 12:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour

Anyone call 911, yet?
Ummmmmmmm...no. What's the number?

Posted by tu3031 2007-03-27 12:23|| 2007-03-27 12:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Only thing I can figure is she must have looked like a bag lady or such.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-03-27 12:48|| 2007-03-27 12:48|| Front Page Top

#8 "No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired."

Wow, Dean's List frat boys aren't they? Over 30 minutes to call a three-digit number? Not one of the frats offered to assist the young lady in her mission to orgasm and hurry it on up?

They tossed the couches instead of selling them and missed a true YouTube moment of fame. Sure this wasn't the Friends of Dorothy chapter?

Posted by Thinemp Whimble 2007-03-27 13:54|| 2007-03-27 13:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Only thing I can figure is she must have looked like a bag lady or such.

Exactly -- how ugly did she have to be to have college guys asking her to stop and go away? Normally you have to pay for that sort of entertainment, no?

And I would think that the video + eBaying the couches would have payed for the next few keggers ... makes me worry about the up-coming generation of leaders. :-(

Posted by ExtremeModerate 2007-03-27 14:48|| 2007-03-27 14:48|| Front Page Top

#10 Either she's a bag lady or this a gay chapter of that fraternity

Posted by John Frum 2007-03-27 16:10|| 2007-03-27 16:10|| Front Page Top

#11 Oh, that explains it... It happened at U of M, short time undergrad home of one Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone...
Must have been for the upcoming video.

Posted by Capsu 78 2007-03-27 16:33|| 2007-03-27 16:33|| Front Page Top

#12 What kind of wussy frat boys ask a naked, stoned,masturbating chick to get out of their house? What the hell are they teaching these kids now days?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-03-27 16:41|| 2007-03-27 16:41|| Front Page Top

#13 That in the wake of the Duke lacrosse team fracas that sometimes it is a good idea not to get involved?

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-03-27 17:57|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-03-27 17:57|| Front Page Top

#14 These frat boys qualified for Today's Idiots.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-03-27 17:58|| 2007-03-27 17:58|| Front Page Top

#15 Depends on how much they got on video.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-03-27 18:01|| 2007-03-27 18:01|| Front Page Top

#16 Masturbating female trespasser booted from frat

Intrinsa YES!

Posted by RD 2007-03-27 18:32|| 2007-03-27 18:32|| Front Page Top

#17 This is gross but: maybe she will try the fishing-for-crabs defense.

Posted by Sneaze 2007-03-27 21:47|| 2007-03-27 21:47|| Front Page Top

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