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2007-05-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Darwin Award Candidate: Man off's self with Chainsaw

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Posted by Delphi2005 2007-05-09 12:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 His last words reportedly: " Oh be Stihl, my beating hea..."
/rimshot

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-05-09 14:46|| 2007-05-09 14:46|| Front Page Top

#2 How do you hold the chainsaw all the way through you're neck? Did his body just keep moving it through after his brain stopped working?

Posted by Charles 2007-05-09 17:13|| 2007-05-09 17:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Reminds me of the song "ProzaKc Blues"

Well I woke up this morning
and shaved off my head.
When I realized what I had done,
I was already dead.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-05-09 17:44|| 2007-05-09 17:44|| Front Page Top

#4 "How do you spell Determination?"

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-05-09 17:49|| 2007-05-09 17:49|| Front Page Top

#5 That guy was lucky he didn't electrocute himself.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-05-09 17:57|| 2007-05-09 17:57|| Front Page Top

#6 The fool should have had more consideration for the folks that have to clean up this mess.

A prosecutor named Willywacker?

Posted by GK 2007-05-09 19:37|| 2007-05-09 19:37|| Front Page Top

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