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2007-08-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-08-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 sex with the family pit bull

Somepeople just aren't interested in living.

Q: What do you do when a pit bull humps your leg?

A: You fake an orgasm!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-12 01:04|| 2007-08-12 01:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe the goat started with Arthur . . . .

Posted by gorb 2007-08-12 02:46|| 2007-08-12 02:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Not only do we have plenty of things for you to do here at Pioneer Farm Museum and the Ohop Indian Village, but we also have a couple types of programs that we can bring to your school.

For more information and prices regarding the items below, please give us a call at:
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Posted by Besoeker 2007-08-12 09:42|| 2007-08-12 09:42|| Front Page Top

#4 Was it a male goat he was 'milking'?

Posted by john frum 2007-08-12 11:35|| 2007-08-12 11:35|| Front Page Top

#5 I was going to make a comment about the pitbull myself, but Zenster already beat me to it. Guess I'll just content myself with gazing at the bust of Salieri on my shelf :-)

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2007-08-12 12:25|| 2007-08-12 12:25|| Front Page Top

#6 You wouldn't have a bust of Pelosi handy, would ja ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-08-12 13:41|| 2007-08-12 13:41|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-12 14:06|| 2007-08-12 14:06|| Front Page Top

#8 #6: "You wouldn't have a bust of Pelosi handy, would ja?"

Hope so - God knows she doesn't have one.

I am so going to hell.... :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-08-12 19:54|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-08-12 19:54|| Front Page Top

#9 but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

And *EVERYONE* missed the irony of him being busted in Pierce County, LOL!

WTF is wrong with folks up in the "enlightened" State of Washington? And why was beastiality *NOT* a crime until after the horse incident recently. Or, did everyone just assume that no one did that up there, so you don't need a law for it?

Posted by BA 2007-08-12 21:42|| 2007-08-12 21:42|| Front Page Top

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