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2007-08-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Darwin Nominations are now Open
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Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-08-21 14:39|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 Does not qualify for Darwin Awards because he can still reproduce (hide your daughters). However, if he keeps trying . . .

Al
Posted by Frozen Al 2007-08-21 17:46||   2007-08-21 17:46|| Front Page Top

#2 Assuming he survives, the best he would get would be an honorable mention. You have to die or be rendered unable to reproduce to win a Darwin Award. (Ideally before you reproduce.)
Posted by Rambler">Rambler  2007-08-21 17:59||   2007-08-21 17:59|| Front Page Top

#3 We don't actually know the young man is still capable of reproduction. On the other hand, Cincinnati's University Hospital is pretty good...
Posted by trailing wife 2007-08-21 18:16||   2007-08-21 18:16|| Front Page Top

#4 "The train's been here!"

"How can you tell?"

"There's its tracks!"
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-08-21 20:53||   2007-08-21 20:53|| Front Page Top

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