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2007-11-14 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Small Town Overcome By Mysterious Ape Sightings

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-14 12:32|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Damn Glen St. Mary?

Likely a bear or a bear dressed up as an Ape, or an escaped ape from Nassau County. Or a local taking care of his still in a Great Ape Suit.

Or one of Snowies friends.

Posted by Thomas Woof 2007-11-14 17:11|| 2007-11-14 17:11|| Front Page Top

#2 He said he took a pack of jelly donuts which just happened to be on the seat next to him.
The next morning, when he saw there was no tip, he knew he was dealing with a wild animal or an illegal.

Posted by wxjames 2007-11-14 18:58|| 2007-11-14 18:58|| Front Page Top

#3 If the mysterious animal was an ape, where did it come from? State officials said no one in Baker County is licensed to own an orangutan.

There are too many punch lines for this statement, I can't really pick one.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2007-11-14 19:52|| 2007-11-14 19:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Is the license required for semi-automatic orangutans, or just the fully automatic ones?

When orangutans are outlawed...

Oh heck, it's probably just someone's trunk monkey, which isn't even an ape.

(wink wink, nudge nudge... since an ape would need a license, but a trunk monkey wouldn't. Oh, except in Noo Yawk, DC, Chicago, and California. No word on when they plan on going after seeing-eye flying lemurs, probably after the earthquakes subside).

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2007-11-14 19:56|| 2007-11-14 19:56|| Front Page Top

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