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2008-01-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Gromomble Oppressor of the Iowans8916 2008-01-02 04:33|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Yeah, nobody likes sloppy seconds. Especially when it's an infidel that gets in there first...

Posted by tu3031 2008-01-02 08:56|| 2008-01-02 08:56|| Front Page Top

#2 "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-01-02 10:08|| 2008-01-02 10:08|| Front Page Top

#3 The individuals have been dismissed because their behaviour was totally unacceptable.

Wake up jackass. This is normal behavior for muzz. The sheep were about to have their throats slit anyway, so what's the harm ? Why the shock, dummy ? Don't you know where you are ? Mebbe you better get one of those metal bands for your own neck, eh ?

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2907 2008-01-02 10:08|| 2008-01-02 10:08|| Front Page Top

#4 I don't see any 'cultural problems' here. As long as the sheep are sold in a different village there is no violation of Islamic traditions and teachings - in fact it'll be in complete conformance with the teaching (and practices) of the Prophet.

In fact it'll show we have the utmost respect for their culture.

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-01-02 10:58|| 2008-01-02 10:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Thats the problem with screening Brokeback Mountain at the company Holiday party.

Posted by Capsu78 2008-01-02 11:34|| 2008-01-02 11:34|| Front Page Top

#6 #2 - lol!

Funny culture. Here in the west, we'd be more upset about watching slaughter for dinner entertainment.

Posted by Whomong Guelph4611 2008-01-02 11:57|| 2008-01-02 11:57|| Front Page Top

#7 They were accused of sheep violation.

Try explaining that one on your next employment application.

Posted by DepotGuy 2008-01-02 12:08|| 2008-01-02 12:08|| Front Page Top

#8 Another one of those strange contradictions in Islam. Sex simulation with sheep results in less penalties for the perpetrators than naming a Teddy bear Mohammed that can result in a caning.

Makes my head swim just thinking about it.

Posted by Delphi 2008-01-02 12:44|| 2008-01-02 12:44|| Front Page Top

#9 Since when is Schlumberger a USA industrial giant and not a French one?

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2008-01-02 12:53|| 2008-01-02 12:53|| Front Page Top

#10 Wait wasn't MuhaMAD a sheep?

Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger 2008-01-02 15:18|| http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm]">[http://coonlakebeach.com/support_mn_troops.htm] 2008-01-02 15:18|| Front Page Top

#11 More likely MoohaMad was a cow.

Posted by Whomong Guelph4611 2008-01-02 16:22|| 2008-01-02 16:22|| Front Page Top

#12 Take "Muslim" out of it for a second or two, and consider this:

two of your employees are caught, well, you know--

You'd fire them immediately, too. You'd have them frog-marched off the premises, and you'd issue rubber gloves to whoever got detailed to clean out their desks.

Posted by Mike 2008-01-02 17:23|| 2008-01-02 17:23|| Front Page Top

#13 True, Mike, and ewe know that there probably disparaging remarks made as well that the Sun couldn't comment on (illegal in the EUK) else the writer would be on the lamb. They were not getting wild and wooly but was a baahd decision on their part and it is time fold tent to hoof it out of town anyways chop chop since they were spindling veiled threats cc the bear and probably mint it. That whole deal should have rammed it home that this behavior would lanolin the pen. The shear insulting behavior of it offending the scrapie locals is now gettting milked for its worth, Schlumberger will now have to wether the actions of these mutton heads.

My opinion, feta it's worth.

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-01-02 18:06|| 2008-01-02 18:06|| Front Page Top

#14 pretty baaaaaad, swksvolFF

btw - you know where they get virgin wool.....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-01-02 18:12|| 2008-01-02 18:12|| Front Page Top

#15 Oh dear. How long have you been waiting for this opportunity, swksvolFF? ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2008-01-02 22:27|| 2008-01-02 22:27|| Front Page Top

#16 Baaaaaaaaaad, swksvolFF. He was herd, saying, "I love ewe," with a voice full of emulsion.

Posted by Alaska Paul in Ketchikan, AK">Alaska Paul in Ketchikan, AK 2008-01-02 22:38|| 2008-01-02 22:38|| Front Page Top

#17 Mike, ewe aren't much pun.

Posted by Whomong Guelph4611 2008-01-02 23:07|| 2008-01-02 23:07|| Front Page Top

#18 Aw, they were just trying to help the sheep over the fence!

Posted by gorb 2008-01-02 23:50|| 2008-01-02 23:50|| Front Page Top